This woman just wanted to have fun with her girlfriend. But their night was ruined when an old man approached her, offering drinks and not taking no for an answer!
Drinks on Me!
A few years back, when OP (Original Poster) was still in college, she had a girlfriend who was a little younger than her. When she finally turned 21, OP took her out to her first bar.
The Whole Nine Yards
OP and her girlfriend dressed up and got ready, and she said it was “the whole affair.” OP’s girlfriend was also “super excited” for their date.
OP shared that she “gussied up” more than she usually would. She wore an off-the-shoulder blouse, an ankle-length skirt with slits that showed off most of her legs, stockings, and stilettos.
Making Things Clear
Everything she wore matched what her girlfriend wore. So, OP couldn’t stress how obvious it was that they were on a date together.
She said, “I know some people can be lesbian-blind, so I made sure to pour on the romance for her so people would cut in as little as possible. And it mostly worked—mostly.”
Like a Pest
At some point in the night, a “really old guy,” who was mostly bald and had a cane, kept pestering OP.
He would say things like, “Let me buy you a drink,” “I insist; let me get you something,” and “Whatever you’d like, I’ll get it for you.”
Hovering Like a Vulture
OP noted he was like a vulture constantly circling where OP and her girlfriend were seated. Sadly, the man didn’t stop with just verbal offers.
She wrote, “He’d always try to touch my hand, arm, or shoulder. He even came up behind me when I was getting a refill and touched the small of my back while inappropriately commenting on my outfit.”
Just a Little Fun
She was tired of his advances, so she made it a point to tell him she was there on a date with her girlfriend. However, instead of backing away, the man just said something “nasty,” like, “What’s the harm in some fun?”
The Perfect Idea Brewing in Her Mind
OP’s girlfriend noticed how irritated she was getting, so she asked to leave. Suddenly, OP had an epiphany.
She was calm and had the “perfect idea” about how to deal with the “old creep.”
Giving In—or Not?
The next time the guy approached her, she sighed heavily and said, “Fine, you can buy me a drink if it means you’ll leave me alone.”
OP then gave her girlfriend some cash so she could close their tab and be ready to go. During this time, the old man bought the drink he’d been hounding OP for all night.
Waiting In Anticipation
When he returned, he proudly presented a shot of “who knows what” to OP. She noted it smelled minty but was dark, so it might be Jager.
Her girlfriend was standing to the side, watching what OP would do.
Falling Into Her Trap
Before OP followed through with her plan, she tried playing into the old man’s game, asking things like, “So, it’s mine? You’re giving this to me?” The man nodded “excitedly,” and OP continued asking, “I can do with it what I wish since it’s mine?”
Then, she wrote, “Dumba** nodded again and insisted it was mine.”
Let the Revenge Commence!
Then, OP poured the shot on the man’s shoes. She told him, “Next time someone, especially someone your granddaughter’s age, tells you ‘no’ and to leave them alone, you should do so—maybe you won’t be wearing your booze!”
OP then grabbed her girlfriend and rushed out, leaving the man screaming and saying how “kids these days” were so “entitled.”
A Satisfying Turn of Events
The man couldn’t run as fast as they could, so the issue got left at that. OP noted that the shock and anger on his face was “satisfaction enough.”
She added, “My girlfriend’s reaction was mortification at first, then laughter as we fled. She teased me about it forever, asking if I’d dump a drink on her if she got me one.”
What the Community Has to Say
Redditors applauded OP’s petty but ingenious revenge. Some even suggested other ways she could have gotten her payback.
One said, “Good for you! I’m surprised you didn’t pour it in his pocket, too, so he’d have a ‘Wet Willy’ that night.”
Another commented, “As long as it makes him as uncomfortable as possible, you can always wipe off your shoes, but you can’t get Jager off your crotch fast enough.”
Once a Jerk, Always a Jerk!
Some users also pointed out that what the man did was not because of his age. He’s a creep through and through.
“Has nothing to do with his age. A jerk is a jerk, regardless,” said one Redditor.
Another person wrote, “Older generation? He’s been a creep all his life.”
What do you think of OP’s revenge? Did the old man deserve it?
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This post first appeared as An “Old Creep” Kept Insisting on Buying Her a Drink, Even After She Refused Multiple Times. So, as Payback, She Pretended to Give In and Dumped the Shot on Him! on Quote Ambition.