45 Happy Weekend Quotes And Funny Sayings

Following are the best weekend quotes: Happy weekend wishes, funny saying, Saturday, Sunday quotes and more. Enjoy.

Funny & Inspiring Weekend Quotes

1. “It’s Friday, bitches!”

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2. “Have a cool weekend”

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3. “Oversleep this weekend.”

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4. “It’s the weekend. Enjoy it.”

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5. “Monday. Nothing the beach can’t fix.”

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6. “It’s the weekend, this is as dressed as I get!”

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7. “I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.”

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8. “It’s Thursday. I can smell the weekend from here.”

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9. “Weekend. Beast mode: OFF.”

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10. “Wishing you a weekend full of love and laughter!”

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11. “No. I don’t want the weekend to be over.”

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12. “Smile. It’s Saturday.”

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13. “Tomorrow is Monday again.”

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14. “Shortest horror story: Monday.”

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15. “Have a nice weekend”

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16. “Have a nice and relaxing weekend.”

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17. “Saturdays are for adventure. Sundays are for cuddling.”

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18. “This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you.”

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19. “Ah, Sunday… A day of rest… Rest of the laundry, rest of the house and rest of all the other stuff I put off on Saturday!”

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20. “Better days are coming. They are called: Saturday and Sunday.”

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21. “Today is Sunday. Share this and within 7 days you’ll get another Sunday. It really works. My friend ignored this message and he got a Monday within 24 hours.”

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22. “Stay strong. Weekend is coming soon.”

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23. “FRI-YAY. SATUR-YAY. SUN-YAY.”

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24. “Weekend is here. Let’s roll baby!”

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25. “Girl weekends: because life is too short to remain dignified.”

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Best Weekend Quotes

26. “You know what I want to do? Wake up one weekend and not have to go anywhere and do nothing.” – Derek Jeter

27. “I’ve always loved the ‘Weekend Update’ people.” – Chevy Chase

28. “No weekend, all weakened.” – Toba Beta

29. “A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.” – Artie Lange

30. “A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book.” – Robert M. Gates

31. “Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing.” – Florence Welch

32. “The weekends are too short for sleep!” – Bryant A. Loney

33. “Most people are in a factory from nine till five. Their job may be to turn out 263 little circles. At the end of the week they’re three short and somebody has a go at them. On Saturday afternoons they deserve something to go and shout about.” – Rodney Marsh

34. “I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.”

35. “Music always sounds better on Friday.” – Lou Brutus

36. “In an ideal world, I’d spend every weekend at my home in Zermatt in Switzerland.” – Vanessa Mae

37. “Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.” – Joseph Addison

38. “The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.” – Chuck Palahniuk

39. “Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.” – Richard Rorty

40. “Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.”

41. “I hope our friendship will not end at the end of the week. See you on Monday!”

42. “Music is the silence between the notes. Have a musical weekend!”

43. “I have been known to hang out and party back in the day. I had a weekend that lasted a few years.” – Vanilla Ice

44. “I’m usually up at 6 A.M., even on the weekend.” – Nick Frost

45. “I work mostly during the week, and on the weekend I get to hang out with friends, so it balances out pretty well.” – Jimmy Bennett