80 Harley Quinn Quotes

There are some crazy beautiful lessons from these dark and twisted Harley Quinn quotes. Portrayed as a fearsome and complex female character, there’s an interesting point of view each of us can learn by reading through this Harley Quinn quote collection.

So, if you’re looking for some life lessons from this wonderfully eccentric character, or even if you’re just looking for something to pass the time, this list is something you don’t want to miss.

Read the collection here.

Best Harley Quinn Quotes

Harley Quinn Quote - Sometimes, the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.Pin

1. “Sometimes, the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.”

2. “You can’t deny that there’s an element of glamour to these super criminals.”

3. “We can’t change the past, but there’s a difference between moving on and letting go.”

4. “I found The Joker’s psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming, and his charm irresistible! What can I tell you? The guy just did it for me.”

Harley Quinn Quote - I'm not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way.Pin

5. “I’m not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way.”

6. “Face it, Harl, this stinks—you’re a certified nutso wanted by the law in over a dozen states, and hopelessly in love with a murderous, psychopathic clown.”

7. “You really put the ‘fun’ in ‘funeral.’”

8. “You think I’m just a doll—a doll that’s pink and light, a doll you can arrange any way you like. You’re wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous, and I will show you just how dark I can be.”

9. “That’s so cute, you think you’re scary. Well, mister, I’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile.”

Harley Quinn Quote - So what if I'm crazy? The best people are.Pin

10. “So what if I’m crazy? The best people are.”

11. “If I get mad at you, that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad.”

12. “It soon became clear to me that the Joker, so often described as a raving, homicidal madman, was actually a tortured soul crying out for love and acceptance—a lost, injured child trying to make the world laugh at his antics.”

13. “If I’m mad enough to skip the tears and go straight to laughing, you better run cause I’m about to lose my shit.”

14. “I tried to play by the rules, but no! They wouldn’t let me go straight! Society is to blame!”

Harley Quinn Quote - Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out.Pin

15. “Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out.”

16. “You know, for what it’s worth, I actually enjoyed some of our romps, but there comes a time when a gal wants more. And now, all this gal wants is to settle down with her lovin’ sweetheart.”

17. “Why can’t a girl be nice to a guy without the mook trying to murder her?”

18. “And here you thought I was just another bubble headed, blonde, bimbo.”

19. “I’m going to kill you—for everything you’ve done to me, all the times you’ve made me feel useless and small, for all the times I will never forget, for all the things I can never forgive.”

Harley Quinn Quotes on Humor and Adventure

Harley Quinn Quote - Don't you wanna rev up your Harley? Vroom vroom!Pin

20. “Oh, come on, Puddin! Don’t you wanna rev up your Harley? Vroom vroom!”

21. “We’re bad guys, it’s what we do.”

22. “Nice to meet you. Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?”

23. “I’m rubber, you’re glue.”

24. “Normal is a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don’t get normal!”

Harley Quinn Quote - Wait 'till they get a load of me.Pin

25. “Wait ‘till they get a load of me.”

26. “I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? No, thank you!”

27. “Everyone can see all this trippy magic stuff, right? I’m off my meds.”

28. “I’ll burn the world just to see the fire in your eyes!”

29. “I know how to make some smiles, Puddin’.”

Harley Quinn Quote - What was that? I should kill everyone and escape?Pin

30. “What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry, it’s the voices. I’m kidding! That’s not what they really said.”

31. “Ladies and jerks! There’s been a slight change in tonight’s show. Instead of the opera robbin’ you for something’ like a thousand bucks a seat, we’re gonna rob you! Believe me, folks, I’ve seen it already. I’m doing you a big favor!”

32. “Now that’s a killer app!”

33. “It’s the end of the world. Have a drink with us.”

34. “You don’t like me? Fine. Don’t waste my time then.”

Harley Quinn Quote - Number one, no one is like me.. f you wanted to even come close, you would have to go to  medical school. Begin a life of crime. JPin

35. “Number one, no one is like me. If you wanted to even come close, you would have to go to medical school. Become a psychiatrist. Work in an asylum. Fall in love with your patient. Break said patient out of said asylum. Begin a life of crime. Jump into a vat of chemicals to prove yourself to a madman. Get arrested by the Batman. Go back to jail. Get out of jail with a bomb on your neck. Save the world, go back to jail, and break out of jail before breaking up with the aforementioned madman, and going out on your own.”

376 “And what’s worse, every person I ever wronged now felt free to come and take their pound of flesh.”

37. “Maybe I can stick you some shampoo?”

38. “If you want boys to respect you, show them you’re serious. Shoot something, blow it up!”

39. “If I’m lucky, I’ll make it out of town before Bats hauls my heinie back to the bin.”

Harley Quinn Quotes on Identity and Personality

Harley Quinn Quote - I'm known to be quite vexing. I'm just forewarning you.Pin

40. “I’m known to be quite vexing. I’m just forewarning you.”

41. “They’ve got Hello Kitty on them. They’re fashionable.”

42. “I think you should do what he says. It would be a shame to get blood all over my nice new outfit. What do you think, Bat-brain? Like it? What am I saying? ‘Course you do. Who wouldn’t?”

43. “Well, the joke’s on you, ’cause I’m not even a real blonde.”

44. “Have you heard this new Taylor Swift song? It’s so good.”

Harley Quinn Quote - I'll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day.Pin

45. “I’ll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day.”

46. “Didn’t you like my show? Well, try this one. It’s called ‘Animals Attack People I Hate.’ It’s a comedy.”

47. “Yeesh, you make one little mistake and they never let you forget!”

48. “I’m having a bad day! I’m sick of people tryin ta shoot me, run me over, or blow me up! All I wanted was a new dress and I actually paid for it!”

49. “You’ve got the look and a lotta nerve. What you don’t have is the right. Joker was a hero. You’re not fit to lick his boutonniere!”

Harley Quinn Quote - Whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger.Pin

50. “Whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger.”

51. “The world can be amazing when you’re slightly strange.”

52. “All of that chit-chat is gonna get you hurt.”

53. “Sweetie, get mommy’s bazooka.”

54. “You don’t know who that is? The Joker. The Clown Prince of Crime. My former partner in madness. The Harlequin of Hate. The Jester of Genocide. You’ve never heard of him?”

Harley Quinn Quote - Mama's gonna paint the streets with blood.Pin

55. “Mama’s gonna paint the streets with blood.”

56. “Call me a softie, I dare you!”

57. “I’m not shopping at this store. I’m robbing this store. Paying is for dummies!”

58. “A-okay, Mr J.”

59. “How rude!”

Harley Quinn Quotes on Love and Relationships

Harley Quinn Quote - As unprofessional as it sounds, I had fallen in love with my patient.Pin

60. “As unprofessional as it sounds, I had fallen in love with my patient. Pretty crazy, huh?”

61. “I’ve made so many mistakes and there’s no one left who believes in me.”

62. “Never again. No more obsession, no more craziness, no more Joker. I finally see that slime for what he is—a murderous, manipulative, irredeemable.”

63. “Whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.”

64. “Now you feel like you have someone by your side to share the journey with you.”

Harley Quinn Quote - I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons danced with mine.Pin

65. “I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons danced with mine.”

66. “Turns out, I wronged a lot of people.”

67. “You don’t have to be crazy to be in love, but it helps.”

68. “You’re just jealous ’cause you don’t have a fella who’s as loving and loyal to you as my Puddin’ is to me!”

69. “Don’t get me wrong, my Puddin’s a little rough, but he loves me, really.”

Harley Quinn Quote - Don't know if I wanna kill you or kiss you.Pin

70. “Don’t know if I wanna kill you or kiss you.”

71. “I have done everything you said—every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it!”

72. “My love for my Joker was stronger than their madhouse walls.”

73. “Find what you love and let it kill you.”

74. “My heart scares you, but a gun doesn’t?”

Harley Quinn Quote - I know how the world works, okay?Pin

75. “I know how the world works, okay? And when it comes to the heart, everyone for themselves, right?”

76. “I just wanna say, if there was no Batman, there’d be no Joker, and I’d have never met my Puddin’. Thank you, Batman.”

77. “Stupid bat, you’re ruining date night!”

78. “Y’know, Bats? I always thought there was a spark between us.”

79. “Hush, little baby, don’t say a word, Momma’s gonna kill for you the whole world.”

Harley Quinn Quote - You made me want to be a less terrible person.Pin

80. “You made me want to be a less terrible person.”

What Kind of Worldview Did This Collection Give You?

Though Harley Quinn and the rest of her companions are portrayed as despicable villains in the DC franchise, there’s no denying that she’s someone who gets stronger with each adversity she faces. She’s taught a lot of people to embrace the weirdness—the bizarre—in them, as well as their mistakes. Continue to rise up and stand again, and get stronger each and every time.

Did these quotes give light on how you can learn from the challenges you face? Who is your favorite DC character? We’re excited to have a conversation on this, so be sure to comment down below!

Amy Finn

Hi. I'm Amy, the founder of this blog. I love quotes and enjoy sharing the best ones with you.

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