30 Funniest Anime Quotes of All Time

If you’re having a bad day, read these funny anime quotes to lift your spirits and bring you happiness.

Anime isn’t limited to a single genre; most anime will elicit a wide range of emotions in a single episode. But one thing’s for sure—anime will never be boring. It can be exciting and action-packed one moment, and the next, it’ll be hilariously funny.

That is why we’ve compiled a list of our favorite funny anime quotes that will make you laugh until your stomach hurts. Don’t forget to share your joy and laughter with others after reading through our complete list!

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Funniest Anime Quotes

1. “People die when they are killed.” – Shirō Emiya

2. “Don’t tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can’t he come up with something more original?” – Lina Inverse

3. “There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these.” – Frieza

4. “Excuse me, but are you by any chance the oddball in your family?” – Ash Ketchum

5. “Now all that is left is the destruction of the earth, but I think it would be a waste to destroy it. The food of this planet is very delicious.” – Beerus

6. “If you use your head, you won’t get fat even if you eat sweets.” – L Lawliet

7. “An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough!” – Marie Mjolnir

8. “I don’t wanna brag or anything, but when it comes to being the worst—I’m at the top.” – Rider Astolfo

Funny Anime Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

9. “Please don’t worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you, not rob you.” – Excel

10. “I’m actually a hardcore otaku who likes maids more than having three meals in a day. And I only read books related to maids. Also, I only visit maid cafes. Of course, I also collect maid figurines. I play games which feature maids and it turns me on so much that I’ll wear the maid uniform and jump for joy.” – Takumi Usui

11. “Hey, you spiky, aloe vera bastard! Where the hell’s Sasuke?” – Naruto Uzumaki

12. “You might have killed millions of people, but at the very least, you made me happy.” – Frederica Greenhill Yang

13. “An angel? So, what is an angel? But he’s got no wings, and his butts are not hanging out.” – Son Goku

14. “What is life? Why do people live? Someone asked me that, and then I beat him within an inch of his life.” – Heiwajima Shizuo

15. “If I kill you, that means I’ll be the one closest to you when you’re on your deathbed. Isn’t it romantic?” – Senjougahara Hitagi

16. “Pornography can save the world!” – Taiga Okajima

17. “Boobs aren’t fat! They’re filled with men’s hopes and dreams!” – Sagara Yoshiharu

18. “Laziness is such an ugly word, I prefer selective participation.” – Lucifer

19. “This is the magic item that suppresses my mighty magical powers. If I were ever to take this off, a great catastrophe would surely befall this world—well, that was a lie. I just wear it for looks.” – Megumin

Funny Anime Quotes to Brighten Your Day

20. “So tell me, what’s it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?” – Hiei

21. “Who the hell is making fun of my cute belly?” – Azuma Kiyokuni

22. “Do you have any idea how stupid we are? Don’t underestimate us.” – Kondou Isao

23. “When you’re in high school you should be doing things, about which you could never tell your parents!” – Isshin Kurosaki

24. “If I get reincarnated, I wanna become a clam.” – Monkey D. Luffy

25. “The ocean is so salty because everyone pees in it.” – Son Goku

26. “For a pregnant woman to give birth, she’s gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril. For an artist to create a masterpiece, he’s gotta feel the pain of pulling entire galaxies out of his ass.” – Gintoki Sakata

27. “I dreamed that you were a dog. And the dog was my husband. Anyway, it was the worst dream ever!” – Taiga Aisaka

28. “Why do women have butts on their chests?” – Son Goku

29. “If you die, I’ll kill you!” – Roronoa Zoro

30. “Stop making me repeat myself! It’s bad for my health!” – Erza Scarlet

Which of These Quotes Made You Reminisce About Your Favorite Anime Scene?

Are you feeling down today? There are many ways to feel more relaxed, one of which is to watch funny anime scenes!

In anime, inspiring lines and conversations are usually the ones we remember the most. But, behind every excellent anime is a hilarious scene or dialogue that makes the show worth watching and remembering.

Some jokes are common and irritating, whereas others are dark. But, no matter what, they still elicit laughter and happiness. There’s no doubt that the jokes and characters’ personalities are heavily influenced by Japanese culture.

Though mainly a source of entertainment to pass the time, anime went above and beyond. From when it started and until now, it continues to provide us with opportunities to smile and laugh while teaching us valuable lessons. So, whenever you need a nudge in the right direction and need something to brighten your day, feel free to reread our list!

Do you have any more funny anime quotes to share? Please, leave a comment down below.

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Karen Danao

Hi, I’m Karen, a content curator and writer for Quote Ambition; I’m also a marketing and advertising professional. Beyond the keyboard and the screen, I’m someone who’s out to enjoy every bit that life has to offer!

Poetry, philosophy, history, and movies are all topics I love writing about! However, my true passion is in traveling, photography, and finding common ground to which everyone from different cultures can relate.

With the many places I’ve been to, I found that love, inspiration, and happiness are some things that bring people together. No matter how different we are on the outside, I’m a true believer that our emotions don’t lie; if you dig deep into our psyche, we’re all the same inside.

This belief was further amplified when I joined Quote Ambition. Through the quotes I’ve read, collected, organized, and written about, I found that humans are resilient, creative, and compassionate.

We take from each others’ hearts and courage, and it’s through our individual experiences that we learn how to rise above our challenges and pain. In so many ways, Quote Ambition is a platform that allows people from all over the world to gain the inspiration they need anytime, anywhere!

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