Looking for the best Mean Girls quotes? We’ve compiled a list of top 50 funny quotes and famous sayings.

50 Best Mean Girls Quotes And Sayings


50

“I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.” – Gretchen Wieners


49

“Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!” – Mr. Duvall


48

“Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.” – Coach Carr


47

“Janis Ian: What is that smell?
Cady Heron: Oh, Regina gave me some perfume
Janis Ian: You smell like a baby prostitute
Cady Heron: Thanks.”


46

“I know I may seem like a bitch, but that’s only because I’m acting like a bitch.” – Cady Heron


45

“On Wednesdays we wear pink!” – Karen Smith


44

“The limit does not exist!” – Cady Heron


43

“Boo, you whore!” – Regina George


42

“Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?” – Ms. Norbury (she watches all students and teachers raise hands)


41

“I hate her! I mean, she’s really failing me on purpose, just because I didn’t join that stupid Mathletes! She was so queer, she was like, “I’m pusher Cady, I’m a pusher.” – Cady Heron


40

“That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I’ve ever seen.” – Regina George


39

“Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?” – Janis Ian


38

“She made out with a hot dog.” – Karen Smith


37

“Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” – Cady Heron


36

“‘Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.” – Janis Ian


35

“That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets.” – Damian


34

“Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?” – Ms. Norbury


33

“Get in loser, we’re going shopping.” – Regina George


32

“Make sure you check out her mom’s boob job. They’re hard as rocks!” – Gretchen Weiners


31

“Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin, ’cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!” – Bethany Byrd


30

“I just wanted to say that you’re all winners. And that I couldn’t be happier the school year is ending.” – Mr. Duvall


29

“I know she’s kind of socially retarded and weird, but she’s my friend… so, just promise me you won’t make fun of her!” – Regina George


28

“At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia… and die.” – Coach Carr


27

“Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It’s like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.” – Janis Ian


26

“I don’t hate you cuz yo’ fat… yo’ fat cuz I hate you!” – Jessica Lopez


25

“There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.” – Janis Ian


24

“Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that’s just like the rules of feminism.” – Gretchen Weiners


23

“Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that’s not good.” – Cady Heron


22

“Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant, and die. Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just… don’t do it. Promise? Alright, everybody grab some rubbers.” – Coach Carr


21

“This is Susan from Planned Parenthood. I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can? It’s urgent. Thank you!” – Regina George


20

“I don’t know why. Its probably because I have a big, fat LESBIAN crush on you. Suck on that! Aye aye aye!” – Janis Ian


19

“Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen!” – Regina George


18

“I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense… It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can tell when it’s gonna rain.” – Karen Smith


17

“Somebody wrote in the book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use XXL tampons, but It’s not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!” – Bethany


16

“There’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining…” – Karen Smith


15

“Your face smells like peppermint!” – Aaron Samuels


14

“In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy. But in girl world, Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it. No one had told me about the girl world rule.” – Cady Heron


13

“(On the phone) Oh, this is Suzanne from planned parenthood. Can you get her to call us back? We have her test results. It’s urgent. (Puts phone down) She’s not going anywhere!” – Regina George


12

“And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.” – Homeschooled Boy


11

“Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.” – Karen Smith


10

“I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!” – Mrs. George


9

“Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons… but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!” – Bethany Byrd


8

“I mean no offense, but how could she send you a candy cane? She doesn’t even like you that much. Maybe she feels weird around me because I’m the only person who knows about her nose job. Oh my god, pretend you didn’t hear that.” – Gretchen Weiners


7

“Karen Smith: So if you’re from Africa, why are you white?
Regina George: Oh my god Karen! You can’t just ask people why they’re white.”


6

“She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Janis, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s on crack.” – Regina George


5

“Student: Nice wig, Janis. What’s it made of?
Janis Ian: Your mom’s chest hair!”


4

“Mrs. George: I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Right, Regina?
Regina: Please stop talking.”


3

“Cady: So, are you gonna send any candy canes?
Regina: No. I don’t send them, I just get them. So you better send me one, byotch.”


2

“Cady: Hi, I don’t know if anyone told you about me, I’m a new student here, my name is Cady Heron.
Kristen Hadley: Talk to me again and I’ll kick your ass!”


1

“Gretchen: Regina, we have to talk to you.
Regina: Is butter a carb?
Cady: [Rudely] YES.
Gretchen: Regina, you’re wearing sweatpants. It’s Monday.
Regina: So…?
Karen: So that’s against the rules, and you can’t sit with us.
Regina: Whatever. Those rules aren’t real.
Karen: They were real that day I wore a vest!
Regina: Because that vest was disgusting!
Gretchen: You can’t sit with us!”