Get ready for a little magic and a whole lot of spells with these top 50 Hocus Pocus quotes.
Released in 1993, this Disney has long become a Halloween classic for kids and adults alike!
It’s got everything—the costume, the magic, the spells, and even the music. It’s pretty much an essential part of the household once October rolls in.
However, aside from all the mystery and magic in the film, there are also a couple of pieces of wisdom we can learn from both the Sanderson sisters and our other beloved characters.
Start reading the full collection here.
And don’t forget to check out these Big Lebowski quotes and Home Alone quotes.
Best Hocus Pocus Quotes

1. “It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.” – Max
2. “Oh, look! Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!” – Winifred Sanderson
3. “I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle.” – Thackery Binx
4. “You lit the Black Flamed Candle?” – Cop

5. “I put a spell on you and now you’re mine.” – Winifred Sanderson
6. “Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?” – Winifred Sanderson
7. “It’s a full moon tonight. That’s why all the weirdos are out.” – Dani
8. “It doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!” – Dani
9. “Goodbye cruel world.” – Winifred Sanderson
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Hocus Pocus Quotes on Spells and Magic

10. “You know, I’ve always wanted a child. Now I think I’ll have one, on toast!” – Winifred Sanderson
11. “Sisters, we’ve been gone 300 years.” – Winifred Sanderson
12. “It reeks of children!” – Mary Sanderson
13. “Well, fancy! We desire children.” – Winifred Sanderson
14. “Oh, cheese and crust! He’s lost his head. Damn that Thackery Binx!” – Winifred Sanderson

15. “I killed you once. I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasance! Hang onto your heads!” – Winifred Sanderson
16. “Sisters, Satan has married Medusa. See the snakes in her hair.” – Mary Sanderson
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17. “Therefore, it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear? That we must find the book, brew the potion, and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise, it’s curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend?” – Winifred Sanderson
18. “You hags! There are not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!” – Thackery Binx
19. “Well, it says to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.” – Allison
Funny Hocus Pocus Quotes

20. “Damn, damn, damn! Double damn.” – Winifred Sanderson
21. “Wench! Trollop! You bucktoothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!” – Billy Butcherson
22. “Dead man’s toe! Dead man’s toe! Dead! Dead! Dead!” – Sarah Sanderson
23. “Bubble, bubble. I’m in trouble!” – Bus Driver
24. “‘Tis firm! ‘Tis firm as stone!” – Sarah Sanderson

25. “I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever!” – Bus Driver
26. “Don’t get your knickers in a twist! We’re just three kindly old spinster ladies.” – Winifred Sanderson
27. “Welcome to High School Hell.” – Max
28. “They’re very health-conscious in Los Angeles.” – Ernie
29. “You want to smash some pumpkins?” – Jay

30. “Well, I don’t know. Cat’s got my tongue.” – Winifred Sanderson
31. “Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose.” – Max
32. “Fine, but everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It’s a conspiracy.” – Max
33. “Shove it, Satan!” – Master’s Wife
34. “It is a prison for children.” – Winifred Sanderson

35. “Aren’t you broads a little bit old to be trick or treating?” – Master’s Wife
36. “We’ll be younger in the morning.” – Winifred Sanderson
37. “Come little children, I’ll take thee away into a land of enchantment. Come little children, the time has come to play here in my garden of magic.” – Sarah Sanderson
38. “Come, we fly!” – Winifred Sanderson
39. “Dance, dance, dance, until you die!” – Winifred Sanderson
Hocus Pocus Quotes on Family, Friends, and Love

40. “I love you, jerkface.” – Dani
41. “I am beautiful! Boys will love me!” – Sarah Sanderson
42. “We’re young!” – Mary Sanderson
43. “Say what you want! Just don’t breathe on me.” – Max
44. “Farewell, mortal bus boy!” – Sarah Sanderson

45. “I’ll always take care of you, and my children will take care of you too, and their children after that, and their children after that. Forever and ever.” – Dani
46. “Please don’t be sad for me.” – Thackery Binx
47. “He’s a good zombie.” – Max
48. “I shall always be with you.” – Thackery Binx
49. “What a fool to give us thy life for thy sister’s.” – Winifred Sanderson

50. “The witches are dead, my soul is finally free. You freed me Dani. Thank you! Max, thanks for lighting the candle.” – Thackery Binx
Do You Think Life Is Also Just a Bunch of Hocus Pocus? What Lessons Did You Find From the Movie?
Sure, Hocus Pocus is a classic Halloween family night movie. It’s spooky, funny, and magical, but what really makes it so good and deserving of a re-watch is that it’s a movie with a heart. It’s got tons of lessons kids can easily pick up in its one hour screen time. In fact, one of its overarching themes is sacrifice. Thackery Binx fought and sacrificed to save his sister, Emily, at the beginning of the show; and at the end, Max also willingly sacrificed himself to save his sister, Dani. We do a lot of crazy things for the people we love—sometimes even putting our own selves in danger. However, in hindsight, the same goes to us. The people who love us will always be willing to help us, no matter what it is we’re facing. And in life, it’s such a big comfort to know that there are people who we can rely on, in good times and in bad times.
What do you think about the movie? Are there any other good, heartfelt movies you’d like us to make a collection on? Share your thoughts down below!