25 How to Train Your Dragon Quotes for All the Misfits

If you feel like you’re a misfit because of how you think, here are some of the best How to Train Your Dragon quotes to make you feel that you truly belong!

How to Train Your Dragon is a story of a Norse teenager who comes from the island of Berk. He’s the clan chief’s son, but he seems to be a fish out of water because of his physical looks, unique views, and weird sense of humor.

This island where he lives is where fighting dragons is a way of life. However, he met a dragon unlike any of the stories he’s heard. They then formed a one-of-a-kind bond that no one will ever be able to break!

This movie tells us a lot about friendship and going the extra mile to fight for what you believe in. So, we’ve created a collection of How to Train Your Dragon’s best quotes for you!

Check out the complete list below.

And make sure to read these The Iron Giant quotes and Coraline quotes.

Best How to Train Your Dragon Quotes

1. “I wouldn’t kill him, because he looked as frightened as I was. I looked at him—and I saw myself.” – Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III

2. “Most people would leave. Not us. We’re Vikings. We have stubbornness issues.” – Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III

3. “This is Berk. It’s 12 days north of Hopeless and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death. It’s located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. My village. In a word, sturdy. It’s been here for 7 generations, but every single building is new. We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view of the sunset. The only problems are the pests. You see, most places have mice or mosquitoes. We have—dragons!” – Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III

4. “No one has ever killed a Night Fury. That’s why I’m going to be the first.” – Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III

5. “Everything we know about you guys is wrong.” – Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III

6. Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: “You got it, bud.”

Stoick the Vast: “Hiccup! I’m sorry—f—for everything.”

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: “Yeah, me too.”

Stoick the Vast: “You don’t have to go up there.”

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: “We’re Vikings. It’s an occupational hazard.”

Stoick the Vast: “I’m proud to call you my son.”

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: “Thanks, Dad.”

7. “My name’s Hiccup. Great name, I know, but it’s not the worst. Parents believe a hideous name will frighten off gnomes and trolls. Like our charming Viking demeanor wouldn’t do that.” – Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III

8. “Huh. Toothless. I could’ve sworn you had—teeth.” – Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III

9. Stoick the Vast: “Turns out all we needed was a little more of this.” 

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: “You just gestured to all of me.”

10. Stoick the Vast: “The dragon? That’s what you’re worried about? Not the people you almost killed?”

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: “He was just protecting me! He’s not dangerous!”

Stoick the Vast: “They’ve killed hundreds of us!”

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: “And we’ve killed thousands of them! They defend themselves, that’s all!”

Famous How to Train Your Dragon Quotes

11. “Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.” – Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III

12. “That’s Stoick the Vast, chief of the tribe. They say that when he was a baby, he popped a dragon’s head clean off of its shoulders. Do I believe it? Yes, I do.” – Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III

13. Gobber the Belch: “Oh, nice of you to join the party! I thought you’d been carried off!”

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: “Who, me? Nah, come on! I’m waaaay too muscular for their taste! They wouldn’t know what to do with all—this!”

Gobber the Belch: “Well, they need toothpicks, don’t they?”

14. Stoick the Vast: “When I was a boy—.”

Gobber the Belch: “Oh, here we go—.”

Stoick the Vast: “My father told me to bang my head against a rock, and I did it. I thought he was crazy, but I didn’t question him. And you know what happened?”

Gobber the Belch: “You got a headache.”

Stoick the Vast: “That rock split in two! It taught me what a Viking can do, Gobber! He can crush mountains, level forests, and tame seas! Even as a boy, I knew who I was, what I had to become—Hiccup is not that boy.”

Gobber the Belch: “You can’t stop him, Stoick. You can only prepare him. I know it sounds hopeless, but the truth is, you won’t always be around to protect him. He’s gonna get out there again. He’s probably out there now!”

15. Stoick the Vast: “Hiccup—.”

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: “Dad! Uh, I have to talk to you, Dad.”

Stoick the Vast: “I need to speak with you too, son.”

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: “I’ve decided I don’t want to fight dragons.”

Stoick the Vast: “I think it’s time you learned to fight dragons. What? Uh, you go first.”

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: “No, no, you go first.”

Stoick the Vast: “Alright. You get your wish. Dragon training. You start in the morning.”

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: “Oh man, I should have gone first! Uh, ’cause I was thinking, you know, we have a surplus of dragon-fighting Vikings. But do we have enough—bread-making Vikings? Or small home repair Vikings?”

Stoick the Vast: “You’ll need this.”

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: “I—don’t wanna fight dragons.”

Stoick the Vast: “Oh, come on, yes, you do.”

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: “Rephrase. Dad, I can’t kill dragons!”

Stoick the Vast: “But you will kill dragons!”

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: “No—I’m really very extra sure that I won’t.”

Stoick the Vast: “It’s time, Hiccup—.”

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: “Can you not hear me?!”

Stoick the Vast: “This is serious, son. When you carry this ax, you carry all of us with you. Which means you walk like us, you talk like us, you think like us. No more—this.”

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: “You just gestured to all of me.”

Stoick the Vast: “Deal?”

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: “This conversation is feeling very one-sided—.”

Stoick the Vast: “Deal?”

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: “Deal.”

16. Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: “Okay, but I hit a Night Fury. It’s not like the last few times, Dad! I mean, I really actually hit it! You guys were busy, and I had a very clear shot! It went down just off Raven Point. Let’s get a search party out there before it—.”

Stoick the Vast: “Stop! Just—stop. Every time you step outside, disaster follows! Can you not see that I have bigger problems? Winter is almost here, and I have an entire village to feed!”

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: “Well, between you and me, the village could do with a little less feeding, don’t you think?”

Stoick the Vast: “This isn’t a joke, Hiccup! Why can’t you follow the simplest orders?”

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: “I—I can’t stop myself! I see a dragon and I have to just—kill it! You know? It’s who I am, Dad.”

Stoick the Vast: “You are many things, Hiccup. But a dragon killer is not one of them.”

How to Train Your Dragon Quotes That Are Unforgettable

17. Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: “I really did hit one.”

Gobber the Belch: “Sure, Hiccup—.”

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: “He never listens.”

Gobber the Belch: “Well, it runs in the family—.”

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: “And when he does, it’s always with this disappointed scowl, like someone skimped on the meat in his sandwich. ‘Excuse me, barmaid, I’m afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone!’”

Gobber the Belch: “Now, you’re thinkin’ about this all wrong! It’s not so much what you look like, it’s what’s inside that he can’t stand.”

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: “Thank you for summing that up.”

Gobber the Belch: “Look, the point is, stop trying so hard to be something you’re not.”

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: “I just wanna be one of you guys.”

18. Tuffnut LaVerne Thorston: “Get your hands off my shield!”

Ruffnut Eugene Thorston: “There’s like a million shields!”

Tuffnut LaVerne Thorston: “Take that one. It has a flower on it. Girls like flowers.”

Ruffnut Eugene Thorston: “Oops. Now this one has blood on it.”

19. Gobber the Belch: “And with one twist, took my hand and swallowed it whole! And I saw the look on his face—I was delicious! He must have passed the word because it wasn’t a month before another one of them took my leg!”

Fishlegs Ingerman: “Isn’t it weird to think that your hand was inside a dragon, like if your mind was still in control of it, you could have killed the dragon from the inside by crushing its heart or something?”

Snotlout Jorgenson: “I swear, I’m so angry right now! I’ll avenge your beautiful hand and your beautiful foot! I’ll chop off the legs of every dragon I fight! With my face!”

Gobber the Belch: “Uh—uh—uh, no. It’s the wings and the tails you really want. If it can’t fly, it can’t get away. A downed dragon—is a dead dragon.”

20. “Your most important piece of equipment is your shield! If you must make a choice between a sword or a shield, take the shield!” – Gobber the Belch

More How to Train Your Dragon Quotes for a Worthwhile Read

21. Gobber the Belch: “All dragons have a limited number of shots! How many does a Gronckle have?”

Snotlout Jorgenson: “Five?”

Fishlegs Ingerman: “No, six!”

Gobber the Belch: “Correct, six! That’s one for each of you! Fishlegs, out.”

22. Stoick the Vast: “When we crack this mountain open, all hell is gonna break loose.”

Gobber the Belch: “In my undies. Good thing I brought extras.”

Stoick the Vast: “No matter how this ends, it ends today!”

23. Fishlegs Ingerman: “Uh, Gobber? Are you sure this is safe?”

Gobber the Belch: “Ah, safety’s overrated.”

24. “Either we finish them, or they’ll finish us!” – Stoick the Vast

25. Tuffnu LaVerne Thorstont: “Ooh! Love on the battlefield!”

Ruffnut Eugene Thorston: “She could do better.”

Like Hiccup, Do You Also Feel Like You Don’t Belong?

The typical Berkian would kill a dragon at first sight. Hiccup, on the other hand, cannot bring himself to kill the dragon that he caught. Instead, he set it free.

However, because the dragon was injured, it couldn’t fly. So, he befriends it and even names it Toothless! Because of his different mentality, he had the most unusual friendship with the dragon and showed the whole tribe that an enemy could be the best ally.

It’s easy to accept what we already know as the truth. But, Hiccup showed us that not everything we perceive to be true really is. Just because we grew up having one piece of information as fact doesn’t make it absolute.

In How to Train Your Dragon, we also learn that being different isn’t bad! It might even be a tool for us to change someone’s life or ours, just like how Hiccup was able to with the island of Berk.

With that, we hope that you were able to find the inspiration to embrace your uniqueness and search for the truth through this list of quotes. Always be true to yourself, and don’t be afraid to be different!