80 Marvin the Martian Quotes on Planets, Anger, and More

You will enjoy these amusing Marvin the Martian quotes that’ll give you a glimpse of his aggressive but funny personality.

Marvin the Martian is a cartoon character from the Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series. In most of his appearances, he is dressed in a helmet and a skirt. In the story, he continuously plans to destroy Earth because it obstructs his view of Venus.

Allow these quotes to bring back memories of your childhood. While reading them, we hope that you will forget about your problems for a while and enjoy the moment.

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And don’t forget to check out these Yosemite Sam quotes and Foghorn Leghorn quotes.

Best Marvin the Martian Quotes

1. “Do not interrupt my chain of thought. I’m a busy Martian.”

2. “Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!”

3. “Eat and drink to your fullest and be Martian!”

4. “I’m just about to solve the Earth’s fuel problem. I’m going to blow it up!”

5. “I think man is the most interesting insect on Earth. Don’t you? There is a growing tendency to think of man as a rational thinking being, which is absurd.”

6. “I do so enjoy observing the flora and fauna of that tiny planet.”

7. “I have the desire to believe.”

8. “Nevertheless, no Earth creature is going to contaminate my atmosphere.”

9. “I hate to be the bearer of bad news, your airness, but if you don’t find a fifth player, your team will forfeit the game.”

10. “Oh, drat these computers. They’re so naughty and so complex. I could pinch them.”

11. “Oh! I’m going to blow it up. It obstructs my view of Venus.”

12. “Keep away from the planet Earthlings of mine!”

13. “Being disintegrated makes me very angry! Very angry indeed!”

14. “Oh, the Earth will be gone in just a few seconds.”

15. “I claim this planet in the name of Mars. Isn’t that lovely?”

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16. “He looks so tranquil and peaceful.”

17. “I am about to become your valentine.”

18. “Oh goodie! My illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator.”

19. “No, I have got the ability to speak as many as 3 languages in a fluent manner. Those happen to be English, Martian, and sarcasm.”

20. “In case you do not like the Facebook postings of mine, then do not look. The page is mine and the internet bill is paid by me only.”

21. “Guide me to the person who leads you.”

22. “How simply I have been capable of capturing one more creature of the Earth.”

23. “I require some more sleep coffee.”

24. “Brace yourself for immediate disintegration.”

25. “Earthling, do you feel fortunate?”

26. “I’m not angry. Just terribly, terribly hurt.”

27. “Go to that mischievous corner!”

28. “I am getting frustrated with my classes for anger management.”

29. “Isn’t that a nice assignment? Hmm.”

30. “You know whenever you watch something ahead of you that appears to be incredible, you have the propensity of touching it to verify whether it is real or not. I am in the habit of doing the same thing while talking to foolish people.”

Marvin the Martian Quotes to Remind You of His Personality

31. “You have come from which planet?”

32. “I do not find any proof of intelligence on Earth.”

33. “In case I had the idea that this was going to be demolished by the Earthlings themselves, I would not have purchased my modulator anyway!”

34. “At length, after working for 2,000 years, my pu36 illudium explosive space modulator. At last, I have been able to achieve my dreams. The Earth?”

35. “For what reason has he become so deadly?”

36. “Oh dear, I got the silly thing in reverse. He’s turned into a Neanderthal rabbit.”

37. “Be ready for dying, funny Earthling!”

38. “This makes me very angry, very angry indeed.”

39. “Well, back to the old electronic brain.”

40. “Flux to blow Mars into subatomic space dust makes me very angry.”

41. “No one, except we two lovely and unfathomable souls against this foul world. So, at what time should we attack?”

42. “You will not like me to be angry, and therefore, do not make me annoyed by any means.”

43. “Let the creature be captured, and let him return the modulator.”

44. “The sun has not risen yet. No wonder I am feeling so sleepy.”

45. “However, there is no creature from the Earth who will be polluting my environment.”

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46. “It will be possible for you to get my P36 explosive space modulator after drying it from my fingers which are cold and dead.”

47. “We must capture a live Earth creature, K-9, and take it back with us to Mars.”

48. “You have sealed your fate! I’m going to project you forward into a time where you will be a useful but harmless slave to me.”

49. “K-9, prepare the illudium Q-38 dimension disintegrator.”

50. “Oh dear, now I shall suppose I have to use force.”

51. “You’re destroying my entire fleet!”

52. “Oh, mutiny makes me so angry!”

53. “You have made me extremely annoyed!”

54. “Never steal, never lie, never sell drugs, never cheat. The government despises any kind of competition.”

55. “Where the hell is the kaboom? Do you know the whereabouts of the Earth destroying kaboom? That animal is responsible for stealing the space modulator.” 

56. “Although I am going to capture the world, it is imperative for me to have coffee at first.”

57. “This is not going to take place on Mars!”

58. “If you inquire me for the directions, I will tell them to you.”

59. “Going back to an unfashionable and unwanted board, huh!”

60. “Let us not make any more mutiny.”

Funny and Iconic Marvin the Martian Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

61. “Ahhha! There goes the kaboom!”

62. “You cannot call me a skirt, jack-ass.”

63. “Well, ask a stupid query.”

64. “Oh dear, at present it is imperative for me to make more Martians!”

65. “Gossamer is quite nervous about barbers!”

66. “Something helps to inform me that it was better for me to stand in bed.”

67. “Don’t worry folks! After all, it’s only a cartoon.”

68. “Potato salad! Oh, goodie goodie!”

69. “Earthlings have no sense of direction!”

70. “A mission? I’m all for a-tingle!”

71. “On top of the moon only for you!”

Short Marvin the Martian Quotes

72. “Oh, goody!”

73. “You’re on Mars, isn’t that lovely?”

74. “Isn’t that delightful?”

75. “Halt, and be fricasseed.”

76. “Yikes! What the hell was that?”

77. “Oh, how dandy.”

78. “Isn’t it fantastic?”

79. “Very curious. Very interesting.”

80. “That wasn’t a bit nice!”

What Is Marvin the Martian’s Most Amusing Attempt to Destroy Earth?

The way Marvin the Martian was portrayed, he was not meant to be threatening or perceived as a great villain. He was first presented as an antagonist in Haredevil Hare, a Bugs Bunny cartoon from 1948. But aside from his plots to destroy Earth, he does not act particularly terrible.

Life will not always provide us with what we desire, but we can get more without realizing it. That is why, even though Bugs Bunny constantly stopped him from destroying Earth, Marvin the Martian never gave up. Instead, he proved that if you have a goal, you must work hard to achieve it, even if you fail several times.

We hope that these quotes motivated you to pursue your goals in life and taught you a thing or two about Mars and Earth. We’re sure you laughed as much as we did when you read through these quotes.

Which of Marvin the Martian’s quotes made you smile? What lessons did you gather from this collection? Please, drop them in the comments section below.


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