This list of the top 90 The Room quotes will spoil you with some of the film’s heaviest and most passionate lines.
The Room, an American romantic drama film written and produced by Tommy Wiseau, was released in 2003.
The plot revolved around a dramatic, romantic triangle involving Johnny, Lisa, and Mark.
It puzzled critics and fans, but it went on to become a cult classic.
Despite being dubbed ‘the worst film ever,’ the film received positive reviews and was nominated for several awards.
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Best Quotes From The Room
1. “You betrayed me! You’re not good. You, you’re just a chicken. Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep.” – Johnny
2. “Here you go, keep the change! Hi, doggie!” – Johnny
3. “I did not hit her, it’s not true. I did not hit her, I did not—oh, hi Mark!” – Johnny
4. “You don’t understand anything, man. Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!” – Mark
5. “You must be kidding? Underwear. I got the picture.” – Johnny
6. “Denny, two’s great, but three’s a crowd.” – Johnny
7. “No, I can’t. Anyway, how’s your sex life?” – Johnny
8. “Everybody betrayed me. I’m fed up with this world.” – Johnny
9. “I’m so happy I have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much.” – Johnny
10. “You are lying! I never hit you! You are tearing me apart, Lisa!” – Johnny
11. “Johnny’s my best friend!” – Mark
12. “I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.” – Claudette
13. “Denny, don’t worry about that. Lisa loves you too—as a person, as a human being!” – Johnny
14. “They betray me, they didn’t keep their promise, they trick me, and I don’t care anymore.” – Johnny
15. “What are you talking about? I just saw you!” – Mark
Passionate Quotes From The Room That Will Give You Butterflies
16. “I miss you, Mark.” – Lisa
17. “She’s beautiful. She looks great in her red dress—I think I’m in love with her.” – Denny
18. “I’m tired, I’m wasted—I love you darling!” – Johnny
19. “Anyway, I was working as a busboy in a hotel, and Lisa was sitting, drinking her coffee and she was so beautiful, and I say hi to her. That’s how we met.” – Johnny
20. “Thank you, honey, this is a beautiful party! You invited all my friends—good thinking!” – Johnny
21. “The candles, the music, the sexy dress. I mean, what’s going on here?” – Mark
22. “You look beautiful today. Can I kiss you?” – Denny
23. “I just wanted to hear your sexy voice. I keep thinking about your strong hands around my body. It excites me so much.” – Lisa
24. “You can love someone deep inside your heart, and there is nothing wrong with it. If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live.” – Johnny
25. “I don’t have to worry about anything because Lisa is loyal to me.” – Johnny
Silly Quotes From The Room
26. “What’s the matter Bran, are you chicken? Cheep, cheep!” – Billy
27. “Good idea Peter. The party’s over. Besides, it was a big Lame-O anyway.” – Johnny
28. “Can you believe it’s going to cost me 120 dollars? I think the whole thing was made up just so they can make some easy money. Imagine taking advantage of an old defenseless lady who’s losing her life!” – Claudette
29. “You think about everything. Hahaha!” – Johnny
30. “You have nice legs, Lisa. Hahaha!” – Johnny
31. “I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.” – Mark
32. “You are such a little brat!” – Lisa
33. “In a few minutes, bitch.” – Johnny
34. “You have nice pecs.” – Lisa
35. “I feel like I’m sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off.” – Steven
36. “She pulls it out, and she’s showing everybody my underwear.” – Mike
37. “Oh man, I just can’t figure women out. Sometimes they’re just too smart. Sometimes they’re flat-out stupid. Other times they’re just evil.” –Mark
38. “That’s why he’s so boring!” – Lisa
39. “Mmm, feed me.” – Michelle
40. “Stop ganging up on me!” – Denny
Offensive Quotes From The Room
41. Claudette: “That house belongs to me! He has no right! I’m not giving him a penny! Who does he think he is?”
Lisa: “He’s your brother.”
42. “What’s clear? I am going to call the police.” – Claudette
43. “As far as I’m concerned, you can drop off the Earth! That’s a promise.” – Mark
44. “A mistake, that he takes drugs.” – Claudette
45. “This is not the way you make money!” – Claudette
Captivating Quotes From The Room to Keep You Intrigued
46. Lisa: “Do you want me to order a pizza?”
Johnny: “Whatever. I don’t care.”
47. “I am not responsible for Johnny. I’m through with that. I’m changing. I have the right, don’t I? People are changing all the time.” – Lisa
48. “She’s a stupid bitch. She wants to control my life. I’m not going to put up with that. I’m going to do what I want to do, and that’s it. What do you think I should do?” – Lisa
49. “Hahaha! What a story, Mark!” – Johnny
50. “You couldn’t kill me if you tried.” – Mark
51. “I cannot tell you, it’s confidential.” – Johnny
52. “Denny, don’t you have something else to do?” – Johnny
53. “He didn’t get his promotion. And he got drunk last night—and he hit me.” – Lisa
54. “Look, don’t worry about it. Everything will be fine. They’re curing lots of people every day.” – Lisa
55. “How much do you have to give him?” – Lisa
56. “Yeah, man. Yeah, you are very lucky.” – Mark
57. “Oh, actually Johnny, I got a—I got a little bit of a tragedy.” – Mike
58. “You’re not dying mom.” – Lisa
59. Lisa: “Who are you calling a bitch?”
Johnny: “You and your stupid mother.”
60. “You can come out now, Johnny. She’s gone.” – Lisa
The Room Quotes That You’ll Like
61. “Come on, stop. It was a mistake.” – Mark
62. “I’m sure I’ll be alright.” – Claudette
63. “You’ve known him for over five years. You’re engaged. You said you loved him. He supports you, he provides for you, and darling you can’t support yourself. He’s a wonderful man, and he loves you very much. And his position is very secure. And he told me he plans to buy you a house.” – Claudette
64. “He is always bugging me about my house. Fifteen years ago, we agreed that house belongs to me. Now, the value of the house is going up and he’s seeing dollar signs. Everything goes wrong at once. Nobody wants to help me. And I’m dying.” – Claudette
65. “I just needed some money to pay off some stuff!” – Denny
66. “I just like to watch you guys.” – Denny
67. “Yeah, you can say that again.” – Mark
68. “Did you get your promotion?” – Lisa
69. “I told him that to make it interesting.” – Lisa
70. “Ah, don’t plan too much. It might not come out right.” – Johnny
The Room Quotes to Keep You Entertained
71. ”You cannot have the drama without comedy.” – Johnny
72. “He’s taking drugs.” – Claudette
73. “We got a new client—at the bank. We make a lot of money.” – Johnny
74. “Do you understand life?! Do you?!” – Johnny
75. “Johnny doesn’t drink! What are you talking about?” – Claudette
76. “When is the baby due?” – Steven
77. “I’m not a god, I’m just a simple guy.” – Johnny
78. “You didn’t get it, did you?” – Lisa
79. “Yeah, can I have a dozen red roses please?” – Johnny
80. “Oh, come on. Why not?” – Mike
More The Room Quotes
81. “Did you know that chocolate is the symbol of love?” – Mike
82. “Oh, hi Johnny. I didn’t know it was you. Here you go.” – Florist
83. “How dare you talk to me like that!” – Johnny
84. “I already ordered a pizza.” – Lisa
85. “You’re my favorite customer.” – Florist
86. “Hi Johnny, what’s going on?” – Mike
87. “So, what sort of movie are we gonna see?” – Denny
88. “There is no baby.” – Lisa
89. “Well, maybe you should have a girl, Mark.” – Johnny
90. “Well, the interesting part is that on our first date, she paid for dinner.” – Johnny
Have You Ever Put Your Complete Trust in Someone?
Putting your complete trust in anyone is dangerous, and the worst part is that you can be betrayed by the person you love. When someone is crossed, it takes time for them to forgive and forget. Betrayal can result in depression or even death.
In the film, Johnny is engaged to Lisa, whom he adores. But, Lisa became unhappy with their relationship, prompting her to have an affair with Johnny’s best friend, Mark. Johnny became depressed after learning about their relationship and committed suicide.
Yes, being betrayed is painful, but always look for the bright side. Carry on with your life, learn from your mistakes, and most importantly, put your trust in God.
What valuable lessons did you learn? Which of the quotes piqued your interest the most?
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