50 Ursula Quotes That Are Too Hilarious to Be Evil

Enter the world of the sea by reading these Ursula quotes that will entertain you and fill you with laughter.

Ursula was introduced to the world as the primary antagonist of The Little Mermaid. She is a sea witch who made a deal with Ariel to turn her into a human and be with Prince Eric in exchange for her voice.

Although her intentions may look shallow and petty, Ursula formed a contract with Ariel in hopes of taking over the throne of the undersea kingdom. She is definitely an intelligent villain with big dreams and badass powers. 

Aside from her entertaining story, her lines are gems full of evil and wit. So, don’t miss out on these Ursula quotes by adding this collection to your must-read list now.

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And don’t forget to check out these The Little Mermaid quotes.

Best Ursula Quotes

1. “Life’s full of tough choices, isn’t it?”

2. “A woman doesn’t know how powerful her voice is until she has been silenced.”

3. “Now, I am the ruler of all the ocean! The waves obey my every whim!”

4. “You can’t get something for nothing, you know.”

5. “If you want to cross a bridge, my sweet, you’ve got to pay the toll.”

6. “I’ve mended all my ways, repented, seen the light, and made a switch.”

7. “It’s she who holds her tongue who gets her man.”

8. “Come on, you poor unfortunate soul. Go ahead! Make your choice!”

9. “We have no immortal souls. We have no future life. We are just like the green seaweed, which, once cut down, can never revive again! Men, on the other hand, have a soul that lives forever, lives after the body has become dust. It rises through the clear air, up to the shining stars!”

10. “You can’t keep making important decisions with your eyes.”

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11. “You bring the smile. I’ll bring the teeth.”

12. “So much for true love!”

13. “Come in, my child. We mustn’t lurk in doorways. It’s rude. One might question your upbringing.”

14. “Now, look at me, wasted away to practically nothing.”

15. “Well, it’s time Ursula took matters into her own tentacles!”

16. “Yes, I have had my share of complaints, but on the whole, I’ve been a saint to those poor unfortunate souls!”

17. “Well, she’s better than I thought. At this rate, he’ll be kissing her by sunset for sure!”

18. “You got it, sweetcakes. No more talking, singing. Zip!”

19. “You’ll have your looks, your pretty face. And don’t underestimate the importance of body language!”

20. “Triton’s daughter will be mine, and then, I’ll make him writhe. I’ll see him wriggle like a worm on a hook!”

21. “They weren’t kidding when they called me a witch!”

22. “In my day, we had fantastical feasts when I lived in the palace.”

23. “I know what you want. It is very stupid of you, but you shall have your way, and it will bring you to sorrow, my pretty princess.”

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24. “I admit that in the past, I’ve been nasty.”

25. “Yes, indeed! Now, it’s happened once or twice, someone couldn’t pay the price, and I’m afraid I have to rake them across the coals!”

26. “Now, here’s the deal. I will make you a potion that will turn you into a human for three days. Got that?”

27. “If you don’t kiss him by sunset, you’re mine!”

28. “Flotsam! Jetsam! I want you to keep an extra close watch on this pretty little daughter of his. She may be the key to Triton’s undoing.”

29. “Fortunately, I know a little magic.”

30. “I’m a very busy woman, and I haven’t got all day. It won’t cost much. Just your voice!”

31. “I’m not asking much. Just a token, really. A trifle. You’ll never even miss it. What I want from you is your voice.”

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32. “The men up there don’t like a lot of blabber. They think a girl who gossips is a bore.”

33. “But they dote and swoon and fawn on a lady who’s withdrawn.”

34. “On land, it’s much preferred for ladies not to say a word.”

35. “Now listen, this is important. Before the sun sets on the third day, you’ve got to get dear ol’ princey to fall in love with you. That is, he’s got to kiss you. Not just any kiss. The kiss of true love.”

36. “Well, angelfish, the solution to your problem is simple. The only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself.”

Ursula Quotes That Reveal Her Manipulative Nature

37. “Which would you rather be? The King of the Sea or a father to his little girl?”

38. “Oh no, but I do, dumpling. We’re so very alike, you and I, gals with ambition! Now, tell me absolutely everything.”

39. “My dear sweet child, that’s what I do. It’s what I live for, to help unfortunate merfolk like yourself, poor souls with no one else to turn to.”

40. “The truth is that the ocean wasn’t big enough for both your father and me, so he sent me here.”

41. “Poor little princess. It’s not you I’m after.”

42. “Her daddy will love that. King Triton’s headstrong, lovesick girl would make a charming addition to my little garden.”

Witty Ursula Quotes That Are Pure Evil

43. “I’m dragging you down, down, down, into the depths where you belong!”

44. “Things are working out according to my ultimate design. Soon, I’ll have that little mermaid, and the ocean will be mine!”

45. “You’re too late! You’re too late! So long, lover boy!”

46. “Say goodbye to your Prince! You’re mine now, mermaid!”

47. King Triton: “Let her go!”

Ursula: “Not a chance, Triton. She’s mine now! We made a deal!”

Funny Ursula Quotes to Entertain You

48. “Lawyers! Don’t you just love ’em? Of course, there’s one more thing, my fee!”

49. “That was too close for comfort, boys! One day and they’re dining together?”

50. Ursula: “I should’ve known! There’s only one thing more potent than my black magic.”

Jetsam: “The power of true love?”

Ursula: “Teenage hormones!”

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Did These Quotes Convince You That Ursula Is the Best Disney Villain?

Ursula may be selfish and evil, but everyone can still learn from her story. After all, she has the brains and the courage to accomplish her ambitions in life.

As an evil sea witch, Ursula never bothered to hide her true intentions and motivations. She trusts herself and her intelligence to make the most out of the situation and strike a deal with merpeople. Moreover, unlike most Disney villains, she exhibits strength and fearlessness in trying to get her wants in life.

Most of us don’t have Ursula’s traits due to our self-doubts and low self-esteem. With her help, we learn about confidence and self-trust. However, we should remember to use these positive traits for good and not evil!

Which Ursula quote is your favorite? Do you have other Disney villains that you like? Comment your answers below!

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Karen Danao

Hi, I’m Karen, a content curator and writer for Quote Ambition; I’m also a marketing and advertising professional. Beyond the keyboard and the screen, I’m someone who’s out to enjoy every bit that life has to offer!

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