25 Clueless Quotes to Help You Channel Your Inner Cher

Read these top 25 Clueless quotes and reminisce about Cher’s funniest and most relatable scenes!

High school is one of the most exciting and meaningful years of our lives. It’s a time when we feel like we’re adults, but at the same time, we are still kids trying to figure out how the world works and what our purpose is.

In Clueless, we learn more about these topics through Cher Horowitz and her friends. Cher might seem like the most put-together girl in school; she’s fashionable, well-off, and popular.

However, she slowly understands that she still has some much-needed growing up to do. Life, after all, is all about constantly learning and improving.

While we’re sheltered by our childhood, everything about the world might seem beautiful and carefree. This thinking proves how clueless we really are about the real world.

So, join us and learn together with Cher. We’ve got the best Clueless quotes gathered in this list just for you!

And don’t forget to check out these Mean Girls quotes and Fast Times at Ridgemont High quotes.

Best Clueless Quotes

1. “Do you prefer fashion victim or ensemble-y challenged?” – Cher Horowitz

2. “Oh my god, I am totally buggin’.” – Cher Horowitz

3. “I had to give myself snaps for all the good deeds I was doing. It was so great. Love was everywhere, and even though I was alone, I was really happy for Tai. It’s like that book I read in ninth grade that said, ‘‘Tis a far, far better thing doing stuff for other people.’” – Cher Horowitz

4. Tai Frasier: “Why am I even listening to you, to begin with? You’re a virgin who can’t drive.”

Cher Horowitz: “Oh, that was way harsh, Tai.”

5. “You are a snob and a half!” – Cher Horowitz

6. Tai Frasier: “Do you think she’s pretty?”

Cher Horowitz: “No, she’s a full-on Monet.”

Tai Frasier: “What’s a Monet?”

Cher Horowitz: “It’s like a painting, see? From far away, it’s okay, but up close, it’s a big old mess.”

7. “It is one thing to spark up a doobie and get laced at parties, but it is quite another to be fried all day.” – Cher Horowitz

8. “I was just totally clueless.” – Cher Horowitz

9. “Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.” – Cher Horowitz

10. “Here’s where Dionne lives. She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.” – Cher Horowitz

Iconic Clueless Quotes That Should Be Listed as Your Favorites

11. “Ugh, as if!” – Cher Horowitz

12. Tai Frasier: “Cher, you’re a virgin?”

Cher Horowitz: “God, you say that like it’s a bad thing.”

Dionne Davenport: “Besides, the PC term is hymenally challenged.”

13. “I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies.” – Cher Horowitz

14. Dionne Davenport: “Hello? That was a stop sign.”

Cher Horowitz: “I totally paused.”

15. “Hey, you! If anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anybody would miss you.” – Mr. Horowitz

16. Mel Horowitz: “Cher, what are you doing?”

Cher Horowitz: “I’m captain of the Pismo Beach disaster relief.”

Mel Horowitz: “I don’t think they need your skis.”

Cher Horowitz: “Daddy, some people lost all their belongings. Don’t you think that includes athletic equipment?”

17. “And no cruising around with Dionne, alright? Two permits do not equal a license.” – Mr. Horowitz

18. “Dionne and I were both named after great singers of the past who now do infomercials.” – Cher Horowitz

19. “May I please remind you that it does not say ‘RSVP’ on the Statue of Liberty.” – Cher Horowitz

20. “I’m not a prude; I’m just highly selective.” – Cher Horowitz

Clueless Quotes to Keep You Coming Back for More

21. Cher Horowitz: “Would you call me selfish?”

Dionne Davenport: “No, not to your face.”

22. “Everything I think and everything I do is wrong.” – Cher Horowitz

23. Mel Horowitz: “What the hell is that?” 

Cher Horowitz: “A dress.”

Mel Horowitz: “Says who?”

Cher Horowitz: “Calvin Klein.”

24. Dionne Davenport: “Dude, what’s wrong? You suffering from buyer’s remorse or something?”

Cher Horowitz: “God, no, nothing like that.”

25. Cher Horowitz: “If it’s a concussion, you have to keep her conscious, okay? Ask her questions.”

Elton Tiscia: “What’s seven times seven?”

Cher Horowitz: “Stuff she knows.”

How Similar Is Your Personality or Situation to Cher’s?

Clueless might seem like your typical young adult storyline, but more than that, it zooms in on one’s cluelessness about the world. It’s a story of maturity, growing up, and understanding more about the world around you.

For one, it shows how important it is to find friends who echo your beliefs and values. People say opposites attract, but sometimes, you need someone who thoroughly understands and compliments you and your true self.

Popularity can be fun, but would it truly make you happy in the long run if your friends weren’t with you because they genuinely like you? So, learn from Cher and always choose your friends and partner for the right reasons.

Clueless also teaches us not to be bossed around or intimidated by others. We have our own beliefs and morals, and we shouldn’t adjust to what others say, especially if we’re not stepping on anyone.

Lastly, sometimes, we don’t notice it, but we get too absorbed in ourselves and forget to be considerate of others. So, we must always be mindful of how our words and actions affect others.

We won’t always immediately know right from wrong, but thanks to movies like Clueless, we better understand how the world around us works. Keep this collection of Clueless quotes in your bookmarks, as it’s the perfect go-to whenever you need life advice!

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