70 Grinch Quotes on the True Meaning of Christmas

If you’re looking for something that can take you back to your childhood and get you into the Christmas spirit, then these Grinch quotes are must-reads before the holidays!

The Grinch has a rather complex and nasty character, but Christmas wouldn’t be complete without a rerun of How the Grinch Stole Christmas and The Grinch movie, released last 2018.

Sure, he might just be the complete opposite of what Christmas stands for, but throughout the movie and the book, you’ll realize that there’s much more to be understood of the Grinch.

Keep reading the full list below.

And make sure to check out these Dr. Seuss quotes and Jim Carrey quotes.

Best Grinch Quotes

Grinch Quote - Maybe Christmas doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more.

1. “Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more.” – The Grinch

2. “I don’t need anything more for Christmas than this right here—my family.” – Lou Lou Who

3. “Are you two still living?” – The Grinch

4. “Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I merely noticed that you’re improperly packaged, my dear.” – The Grinch

Grinch Quote - No one should be alone on Christmas.

5. “No one should be alone on Christmas.” – Cindy Lou Who

6. “Am I just eating because I’m bored?” – The Grinch

7. “I’m an idiot. You’re an idiot!” – The Grinch

8. “Tomorrow is Christmas. It’s practically here!” – The Grinch

9. “It’s because I’m green, isn’t it?” – The Grinch

Grinch Quote - I could use a little social interaction.

10. “I could use a little social interaction.” – The Grinch

11. “What is that stench? It’s fantastic.” – The Grinch

12. “Cheer up, dude. It’s Christmas.” – The Grinch

13. “Be it ever so heinous, there’s no place like home.” – The Grinch

14. “Kids today—so desensitized by movies and television.” – The Grinch

Grinch Quote - Stupid. Ugly. Out of date. This is ridiculous. If I can't find something nice to wear, I'm not going.

15. “Stupid. Ugly. Out of date. This is ridiculous. If I can’t find something nice to wear, I’m not going.” – The Grinch

16. “I’m all toasty inside.” – The Grinch

17. “If you utter so much as one syllable, I’ll hunt you down and gut you like a fish! If you’d like to fax me, press the star key.” – The Grinch

18. “No matter how different a Who may appear, he will always be welcomed with holiday cheer.” – Cindy Lou Who

19. “But what would I wear?” – The Grinch

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Grinch Quotes on Christmas and the Holidays

Grinch Quote - What's Santa have that I don't?

20. “What’s Santa have that I don’t?” – The Grinch

21. “Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid!” – The Grinch

22. “Holiday who-be what-ee?” – The Grinch

23. “Christmas Day is in our grasp, so long as we have hands to grasp.” – Dr. Seuss

24. “And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast. They’ll eat their Who-pudding and rare Who-roast Beast. But that’s something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I’m speaking in rhyme!” – The Grinch

Grinch Quote - That's what it's all about, isn't it? That's what it's always been about. Gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts!

25. “That’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? That’s what it’s always been about. Gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts!” – The Grinch

26. “I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump.” – The Grinch

27. “Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant.” – The Grinch

28. “For fifty-three years, Christmas has brought me nothing but misery. I know just what to do. I become Santa Clause to steal their Christmas. If he could deliver it one night, then I can steal it.” – The Grinch

29. “The Grinch hated Christmas—the whole Christmas season. Oh, please don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that his heart was two sizes too small.” – Dr. Suess

Grinch Quote - Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.

30. “Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.” – Dr. Seuss

31. “And he, he himself—the Grinch—carved the roast beast!” – Dr. Seuss

32. “I am the Grinch that stole Christmas, and I’m sorry. Aren’t you going to cuff me? Beat me up? Blind me with pepper spray?” – The Grinch

33. “All right, you’re a reindeer. Here’s your motivation—your name is Rudolph, you’re a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We’ll improvise. Just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You hate Christmas! You’re gonna steal it. Saving Christmas is a lousy ending, way too commercial.” – The Grinch

34. “Beautiful, isn’t it, Max? This, my little friend, is the Rein-Horn. It perfectly recreates the mating call of the reindeer. Behold.” – The Grinch

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35. “What a great Grinchy trick. With this coat and this hat, I’ll look just like Saint Nick!” – The Grinch

36. “Brilliant. You reject your own nose because it represents the glitter of commercialism. Why didn’t I think of that? Cut, print, moving on.” – The Grinch

37. “This is the loudest snow I’ve ever heard in my life.” – The Grinch

38. “Look at those greedy little monsters. Loading themselves up with Christmas junk.” – The Grinch

39. “Believe you me, there will be temptation all around us. Behold! The present.” – The Grinch

Grinch Quotes on Community and Morals

Grinch Quote - What's the matter with you? You some kind of wild animal?

40. “What’s the matter with you? You some kind of wild animal?” – The Grinch

41. “One man’s toxic waste is another man’s potpourri.” – The Grinch

42. “With a smile to his soul, he descended Mount Crumpit, cheerily blowing, ‘Who! Who!’ on his trumpet.” – Dr. Seuss

43. “The avarice never ends! I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored, and sell it to make glue.” – The Grinch

44. “Oh, bleeding hearts of the world, unite.” – The Grinch

Grinch Quote - Oh, the Who-manity.

45. “Oh, the Who-manity.” – The Grinch

46. “Max, grab a bag. We’ll come back for the rest. Of course when I say ‘we’ I mean ‘you.’” – The Grinch

47. “That is not a chew toy. You have no idea where it’s been.” – The Grinch

48. “I tell you, Max, I don’t know why I ever leave this place. I’ve got all the company I need right here.” – The Grinch

49. “Give me that! Don’t you know you’re not supposed to take things that don’t belong to you?” – The Grinch

Grinch Quote - Well done, Max! Serves them right, those yuletide-loving, sickly-sweet, nog-sucking cheer mongers! I really don't like 'em.

50. “Well done, Max! Serves them right, those yuletide-loving, sickly-sweet, nog-sucking cheer mongers! I really don’t like ’em. No, I don’t.” – The Grinch

51. “And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled ’till his puzzler was sore.” – Dr. Suess

52. “The ribbons! The wrappings! The tags! And the tinsel! The trimmings! The trappings!” – Dr. Suess

53. “Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums! Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn! And plums! And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly, stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimbley!” – Dr. Suess

54. “You’re a rotter, Mr. Grinch. You’re the king of sinful sots. Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots. Mr. Gri-inch! You’re a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!” – Dr Suess

Grinch Quote - Oh no. The Presents. They'll be destroyed, and I care! What is the deal?

55. “Oh no. The Presents. They’ll be destroyed, and I care! What is the deal?” – The Grinch

56. “Fat boy ought to finish up any time now. Talk about a recluse! He only comes out once a year, and he never catches any flak for it! Probably lives up there to avoid the taxes!” – The Grinch

57. “Somebody’s fabulous!” – The Grinch

58. “Today was great! We did mean things, and we did them in style.” – The Grinch

59. “Now, you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.” – The Grinch

Grinch Quotes on Feelings and Emotions

Grinch Quote - Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double Hate.

60. “Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double Hate. Loathe entirely!” – The Grinch

61. “Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling, and slip slowly into madness.” – The Grinch

62. “You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I’m saying? In your garbage.” – The Grinch

63. “Those Whos are hard to frazzle, Max. But, we did our worst, and that’s all that matters.” – The Grinch

64. “You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart’s an empty hole. Your brain is full of spiders. You’ve got garlic in your soul.” – Dr. Suess

Grinch Quote - You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.

65. “You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel. You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel. Mr Gri-inch! You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel.” – Dr. Suess

66. “And what happened then? Well, in Whoville, they say that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.” – Dr. Suess

67. “Help me, I’m feeling!” – The Grinch

68. “Sorry, I can’t hear you. I don’t speak ridiculous.” – The Grinch

69. “Oh hey look, it’s me. Oh dear!” – The Grinch

Grinch Quote - That's 223 houses and only seven hours of darkness to work with.

70. “That’s 223 houses and only seven hours of darkness to work with.” – The Grinch

Did These Quotes Get You Into the Christmas Spirit?

Across all platforms, they portrayed the Grinch as a mean and vengeful person who hates Christmas. However, as the story progressed, we see that he was actually just misunderstood. We’re able to follow the Grinch’s journey to discovering many new things he’s yet to learn about Christmas—which in the end made him believe in love, a sense of community, and the spirit of Christmas. From the Grinch we learn that Christmas is a state of mind and a feeling—a time when we should focus on joy and welcome others, regardless of our differences.

What other lessons did you pick up from watching The Grinch as a child? Did any of your favorite lines make it to our list? Let us know in the comments section below.