90 Johnny Bravo Quotes on Loving Yourself

We’ve gathered these Johnny Bravo quotes to help yourself gain more confidence while entertaining yourself as well.

Johnny Bravo is one of the boldest characters Cartoon Network has ever showcased.

He is a character with big muscles and who wants every woman he meets to date him.

Throughout the show, he only wants to talk about himself and how beautiful a man he is.

So for all of you interested in some great lines that are sure to make you laugh, be sure you don’t miss out on the collection below.

Let’s start to learn more about Johnny Bravo together. 

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And make sure to read these Pinky and the Brain quotes and Zapp Brannigan quotes.

Best Johnny Bravo Quotes

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1. “I’m Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!”

2. “But enough about me. Let’s talk about me. What do you think of me?”

3. “Now remember, I do my best work when I’m being worshipped as a God.”

4. “Wait, who’s that handsome guy? Hello, 911 emergency? There’s a handsome guy in my bathroom! Hey, wait a second. Cancel that, it’s only me!”

5. “I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.”

6. “Enough about you. Let’s talk about me, Johnny Bravo.” 

7. “If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right!”

8. “Hey, Santa, it’s me, Johnny. Remember I’m the one that beat you up last year ’cause I thought you were a burglar?” 

9. “Wanna see me comb my hair, really fast?”

10. “Do the monkey with me.”

11. “You look pretty. I look pretty, why don’t we go home and stare at each other?”

12. “Check the pects. Hoo-ha hooah!”

13. “Let’s discuss this. What’s your opinion on me?”

14. “Hey, baby! Anybody ever told you I have beautiful eyes?”

Famous Johnny Bravo Quotes

15. “I am investigating the disappearance of all the cats in the city, my living room is full of cats that means ‘pause’ I’m hungry!”

16. “It’s a beautiful day. But not as beautiful as me.”

17. “I bet your name’s Mickey, ’cause you’re so fine. You’re so fine you.”

18. “Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion?”

19. “My glasses! I can’t be seen without my glasses!”

20. “It’s a beautiful and sunny day, but not as shiny and hot as me.’’

21. “Hey foxy mama, you smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? Hoohah!”

22. “This is not good for my hair!”

23. “What do you think, rubber ducky? ‘Quack, quack!’ Precisely what I had in mind!”

24. “Man, I’m pretty!”

Interesting Johnny Bravo Quotes 

25. “Don’t touch the hair.”

26. “Every time I try to fight, the power of man slaps me down.”  

27. “My name is Johnny—a mister of the Universe. A popular girl like you is going to need some wooing.”

28. “Mister, I don’t think you realize who you’re talking to.” 

29. “No Mama! I’m unreasonably old for the little jeans!” 

30. “You know, you’d think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn’t gravitate towards the service industry.”

31. “Pops, am I a gentleman?”

32. “I need to find a way to lose weight fast.”

33. “Are you familiar with the saying that any man who defends himself has a fool for a client?”

34. “I came, I saw, I broke a hip.”

Funny Johnny Bravo Quotes

35. “I sweat a lot, but my breath is minty fresh.”

36. “You know, that just might be crazy enough to work.”

37. “Yes, Momma. I’ve been brushing every day with baking soda and peroxide.”

38. “Get out of my chair and make me some coffee with eight sugars, then throw it out and make it again cause it’s still not sweet enough!”

39. “Hey, there, hot mama, you wouldn’t happen to be hiding a gorilla under their clothes, would you?”

40. “Of course not, kid. I wouldn’t hurt a fly.”

41. “Could you say that again, cause all I heard was “blah blah blah woman”

42. “Whaddaya mean? I got the hamster wheel and the hamster food dispenser. Oh no! She’s turnin’ me into a beautiful butterfly!”

43. “Huh? I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening.”

44. “Whoa! A castle in the sky! Just like in that fairy tale of Little Red Rumplestiltskin and the Three Bears and Gretel!”

Johnny Bravo Quotes on Self-Love

45. “I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart.”

46. “I may be late honey, but I’m looking good.”

47. “Baby, you look like beachfront property and I’m the ocean tidal wave for love.”

48. “This is a men’s fitness magazine, I want to look like this, not at this. I’ve got nothin’ to be ashamed of!”

49. “No way, kid. I ain’t smoothin’ no curl. This hair’s my crowning glory.”

Johnny Bravo Quotes That Will Make You Hungry

50. “Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda.”

51. “Jinkies, isn’t that some sort of breakfast cereal or something?”

52. “Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling.”

53. “Some people look at Jerky and say, ‘Why?’ Me, I look at Jerky and I say ‘Mmmmmmmm! Jerky!’”

54. “Mmm. Frosted Sugar Bits. The great taste of frosted sugar in bits.”

55. “Mama mia. That’s a spicy meatball!”

56. “If the fox were Courtney Cox. But since that is not the case, get those cookies away from my face.”

57. “Pops? It’s me, Johnny! I couldn’t find any doughnuts so I brought some tile grout!” 

58. “Hey there smart momma, typin’ recipes?”

59. “Hey! How come he gets a banana?”

Quirky Johnny Bravo Quotes

60. “Well, I’m afraid to love, so when people try to get close, I push them away, and talking doll!”

61. “But these letters! If Santa doesn’t get these letters by tonight, I might not get all those free presents I asked for. And whoever heard of a Christmas without free stuff?”

62. “Dog, donkey. Well, they both start with the letter ‘D.’” 

63. “I hope this doesn’t go on my permanent record.”

64. “Hey child, would I be able to be your normal determination?”

Short Johnny Bravo Quotes and Pick-up Lines

65. “Okay, your story checks out.”

66. “Like this—please, oh, plea-ease!”

67. “I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer!”

68. “Space. It’s really, really, really, really big.”

69. “Come and get it, ladies. I’m yours for the taking.”

70. “I am sickened but curious.”

71. “Well baby,  what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams.”

72. “Ka-chow.”

73. “This won’t end well.”

74. “You fiends!”

75. “Oh, you will pay for this!”

76. “Oh, yeah! She digs me.”

77. “20,000 dollars? That’s almost 20,000 dollars!”

78. “I don’t know, what kinds are there?”

79. “Aaaah. The extraordinary smell of pig!”

More Johnny Bravo Quotes and Sayings

80. “I need to get these letters to the North Pole by tonight.”

81. “Aw, man! That does it! This is my favorite shirt! I gotta go wash up!”

82. “Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.”

83. “Did you see a gorilla around here?”

84. “Now listen mister I ain’t got no time for you to be talking Greek.”

85. “I don’t care how you hold me, just hold me.”

86. “Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things—me!”

87. “Oh, Momma, I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouthful of cavities.”

88. “Bad baby! Stop defying the laws of physics!”

89. “Hey baby, can I be your natural selection?”

90. “Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.”

Did You Have Fun Reading These Johnny Bravo Quotes?

Johnny Bravo was a classic show. It’s not just for kids, but the humor is for adults also. His confidence and his inability to attract women will definitely make you laugh.

Bravo was full of confidence because of his big muscles and blonde hair. And as an attractive man, his goal in life was to have all women he met.

His character teaches us that having self-confidence is very important. Through this, we will be able to move through life more freely, and like him, it will help us go beyond our comfort zone. He teaches us to not dwell on people’s thoughts about you and your appearance, and instead, live your life in whatever way you want.

Which of these Johnny Bravo quotes is your favorite? What did you learn from this collection? Don’t forget to leave them in the comment section below!