170 Pinky and the Brain Quotes to Conquer the World

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Pinky and the Brain is a cartoon series with a genius mouse and not so intelligent sidekick.

Their ultimate goal is to take over the world.

However, despite careful planning, they didn’t succeed, and this resulted in a more intense hunger for power.

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Best Pinky and the Brain Quotes

1. “Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?” – Brain

2. “Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, ‘counter-intelligence.’ You have the I.Q. of plaster.” – Brain

3. “Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?” – Pinky 

4. “Egad Brain! I wish I was as smart as you.” – Pinky 

5. “Rise and shine, people of Earth. I am your new sun.” – Brain

6. “Egad. You astound me, Brain.” – Pinky 

7. “The workings of your mind are a mystery to me Pinky.” – Brain

8. “The same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!” – Brain 

9. “I’d like to thank all the little people I stepped on to get where I am today.” – Brain

10. “This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily. One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void. The other is the earth.” – Brain

11. “But do I really need two tongues?” – Pinky

12. “We’re going to a place where the sun never sets, the size of your wallet matters, and actors and actresses slave all day.” – Brain 

13. “I feel the need. I feel the need for expeditious velocity.” – Brain

14. “I’d say puberty was inordinately kind to you.” – Brain

Famous Pinky and the Brain Quotes

15. “Not even if you call them, ‘A whole new way of eating?’” – Pinky 

16. “I wish you were as smart as a tree stump, Pinky.” – Brain

17. “But how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?” – Pinky

18. “Hey, and don’t forget. Saturday morning’s the big global Schmëerskāhøvênathon for world peace.” – Bill Clinton

19. “ I’m your biggest fan, what do ya say to that?” – Dolly Parton

20. “Russia! I’ve heard of that place! Isn’t it full of cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue?” – Pinky

21. “If I could reach you, I would hurt you!” – Brain

22. “I think so, Brain, but if they called them ‘sad meals,’ kids wouldn’t buy them!” – Pinky

23. “Yes, finally! The happy sappy children of many lands ride! Where cheering music will spread the message that a mouse should rule the world!” –Brain

24. “No, Pinky. Never use two drops of the formula. It would cause a reaction on the molecular level that is completely unpredictable.” – Brain

25. “Oh, don’t be silly, Brain. It would take all the fun out of life. I derive my greatest pleasure from making you squirm.” – Snowball

26. “Sometimes you make my head hurt, Pinky.” – Brain

27. “I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find an open tattoo parlour at this time of night?” – Pinky

28. “The Cold War is over Pinky. Now Russia is a place of free-market capitalism.” – Brain

29. “I think so, Brain, but if we didn’t have ears, we’d look like weasels.” – Pinky

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Interesting Pinky and the Brain Quotes

30. “Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career—oooh, it’s all too much for me.” – Pinky

31. “I think so, Brain. But pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby.” – Pinky

32. “Pinky, get out of that woman’s teacup!” – Brain

33. “Do you practice being dim or is it a natural talent?” – Brain

34. “I think so Brain, but Zero Mostel times anything will still give you Zero Mostel.” – Pinky

35. “I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so.” – Pink

36. “Brilliant plan, Pinky! Oh, no, wait. What if we want to use a plan that works?” – Pinky

37. “I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on the chimp.” – Pinky

38. “We shall open a boutique and sell ladies’ clothing and pollen.” – Brain

39. “Oh no, Brain. Narf! You’re thinking of that other park in Orlando.” – Pinky

40. “I’d have to say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain.” – Pinky

41. “I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking. I mean, what would the children look like.” – Pinky

42. “Tomorrow night, Pinky, we will come up with a new plan. One that isn’t foiled by the atomic weight of gold.” – Brain

43. “I think so, Brain, but pantyhose are so uncomfortable in the summertime.” – Pinky

44. “Well, I think so, Brain, but I can’t memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.” – Pinky

Funny Pinky and the Brain Quotes

45. “Diets don’t work.” – Brain

46. “You mean she’s stupid?” – Pinky

47. “I think so Brain, but if you replace the P with an O, my name would be Oinky, wouldn’t it?” – Pinky

48. “Pinky! He’s about to engage the machine!” – Brain

49. “Wheee! Oh, Brain, I love the teacup ride!” – Pinky

50. “Yes Brain. But if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?” – Pinky

51. “I think so, Brain, but how are we going to make pencils that taste like bacon? Or maybe we should make bacon that tastes like pencils. Narf.” – Pinky

52. “And they say them UFO things are just pie plates, well, they are pie plates. Alien pie plates.” – Big Jake

53. “We can get everyone to go on a diet!” – Pinky

54. “Uh, I think so, Brain, but we’ll never get a monkey to use dental floss.” – Pinky

55. “I think so, Brain, but if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn’t the plural of spouse be spice?” – Pinky

56. “Hurry up, Pinky, If we don’t get to Carley Simon’s house I’ll never know if that song was about me.” – Brain

57. “I think so, Brain, but can the gummi worms really live in peace with the marshmallow chicks?” – Pinky

58. “I think so, Brain, but if we covered the world in salad dressing wouldn’t the asparagus feel left out?” – Pinky

59. “We will disguise ourselves as a cow.” – Brain

Pinky and the Brain Quotes on Being in Pain

60. “Pinky, I am in considerable pain.” – Brain

61. “I am in intense pain, Pinky.” – Brain

62. “And if you were tortured?” – Brain

63. “Pinky, if I had arms, and wasn’t a ball of glowing hydrogen, I would hurt you.” – Brain

64. “Don’t hurt yourself, Pinky.” – Brain 

Pinky and the Brain Quotes That Will Make Your Day Better

65. “The second, khaki kicky sack sock plucker I’ve sacked since the sixth sitting sheet slitter got sick.” – Mr. Sackett

66. “Pinky, once I take over the world, remind me to publicly snub you.” – Brain

67. “There’s only one ride that interests me, the incredible thrill ride of taking over the world!” – Brain

68. “Pinky, there are times when I feel I’m bearing my soul to a tube of caulk.” – Brain

69. “Egad! There’s a human version of you? Scary!” – Pinky

70. “I command you to have a Merry Christmas everyone! Have a merry, merry Christmas! Joy to the world! Yes!” – Brain

71. “That song was the most banal, self-serving ditty I’ve ever heard.” – Pinky

72. “I wouldn’t give two hoots for that walking cyst you call a ‘man.’” – Pinky

73. “You know Brain I’ve been thinking I don’t want to be an elf anymore.” – Pinky

74. “Uh, I think so, Brain, but where will we find a duck and a hose at this hour?” – Pinky 

75. “I can make bubbles with my spit.” – Pinky

76. “I think so Brain, but what would Pippi Longstocking look like with her hair straight?” – Pinky

77. “The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say ‘moo.’” – Pinky

78. “You aren’t going to get rid of me, are you Brain? I mean, you, working as a single? Look what happened to Jerry Lewis after he broke up with Dean! All that stuff in your hair!” – Pinky

79. “Feel strange, my body, growing. Argh! I’m becoming the Incredible Hu–oh, wait, no, I’m just becoming normal Pinky again. Zort!” – Pinky

Pinky and the Brain Quotes That Will Make You Wonder

80. “I think so, Brain, but if Jimmy cracked corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?” – Pinky

81. “We must prepare for tomorrow night.” – Brain

82. “And I am the iconoclast, an unconventional eccentric who marches to a different drummer ‘whacked on the head’ but you may call me noodle noggin.” – Brain

83. “I think so, Brain, but if we get ‘Sam spayed,’ we’ll never have any puppies.” – Pinky

84. “I will accept nothing less than mahogany.” – Brain

85. “I think so, Brain, but then it’d be Snow White and the Seven Samurai.” – Pinky

86. “We must catch the space shuttle back to our home planet of Acme and prepare for the next millennium.” – Brain

87. “A name consisting of no less than three words.” – Pinky

88. “I forced you to use the still frame on your VCR.” – Brain

89. “The same thing we do every millennium, Pinky-o. Try to take over the galaxy!” – Brain

90. “But the Rockettes, it’s mostly girls, isn’t it?” – Pinky

91. “It proved that radio was a powerful tool. And now, Pinky, the advance of technology has brought us an even more powerful tool. Do you know what that is?” – Brain

92. “I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won’t wear the nylons?” – Pinky

93. “Do you believe we were sent by your god?” – Brain

94. “I think so, Poit, but where do you stick the feather and call it macaroni. “ – Pinky

Pinky and the Brain Quotes You Don’t Wanna Miss

95. “How are we going to get the Earth to lose weight?” – Brain

96. “Has it ever occurred to you, Pinklet, that your scarf is constricting the blood flow to your head?” – Brain

97. “I can’t tell you. If you were to be captured you might give it away.” – Brain

98. “Do not mock a love-smitten mouse.” – Brain

99. “I can steal your souls and put them in this glass.” – Brain

100. “You just said ‘Fetch me a big clown hat!’” – Brain

101. “As you know, people in today’s body-conscious society are obsessed with losing weight. My plan is to secretly replace all the artificial sweeteners in the world with real ones, thus rendering the world’s population fat, slow-moving, and completely toothless.” – Brain

102. “Now throw the switch and let us begin the battle for the planet.” – Brain

103. “Do sea lions eat sea zebras?” – Pinky

104. “The game does not conclude until the woman with the eating disorder ululates.” – Brain

105. “This is fantastic! Do you see?! You’ve already saved us an entire evening! Tremendous! Forger that plan. Take a look at this one, colleague.” – Brain

106. “For the last time Pinky, there is no such word as ‘Chramecirum!’” – Brain

107. “How very descriptive” – Brain

108. “He is honest and very hardworking, and only wants what’s best for the world. But he gets no reward, he’s only greeted with defeat. He never gives up, but I know it must be very hard. So please, take anything you have for me and give it to my best friend in the whole world, The Brain.” – Pinky

109. “Isn’t life wonderful, Brain? Just think, we started out as lab mice forced to spend the whole day working our way through frustrating mazes that went absolutely nowhere. Now we get to do what humans do!” – Pinky

Pinky and the Brain Quotes That Just Make Sense

110. “A height of at least six feet.” – Pinky

111. “You are going to be a help this time. Say it!” – Brain

112. “Uh, I think so Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.” – Pinky

113. “Stop being foolish, Pinky.” – Brain

114. “I think so, Brain, but I don’t think Kaye Ballard’s in the union.” – Pinky

115. “What a lovely name! Do you think it would suit me?” – Pinky

116. “No! Pinky, you got chocolate on my Jack-o-Lantronix transmitter!” – Brain

117. “There’s no time for me to give you another fish!” – Brain

118. “Um, excuse me, Elmyra, but that’s not at all what The Great Pinky Adventure is about. And since it is my movie, I should make the sounds for it, y’see?” – Pinky

119. “We’ll reach Mars before I yell ‘Poit!’ Pinky.” – Brain

120. “Stop trying to cheer me up, Pinky. She’s got the tape.” – Brain

121. “Stop calling me Mr. Pixie! This isn’t funny, it’s sick!” – Brain

122. “Unfortunately, it came out more like, ‘I’m a big billy goat so you’d better beat it, sister.’” – Brain

123. “Kathie Lee Gifford hired them all, so I settled for second best.” – Brain

124. “Hear me now, and listen later. You are making me very angry. I don’t need any fancy weapons. I will destroy you with my bare hands.” – Verminator

Controversial Quotes from Pinky and the Brain

125. “You must get the army back at once.” – Brain

126. “Moo. We are a cow. Take us to China.” – Brain

127. “The entire world will beg to bow before me, their charismatic despot.” – Pinky

128. “Enough. If this is what passes for conduct becoming of world leaders, I don’t want any part of it.” – Brain

129. “We must head to a place where overweight, middle-aged people go to a party and throw away money.” – Brain

130. “I am the subject of this whole conference.” – Brain

131. “But why would anyone want a depressed tongue?” – Pinky

132. “We’re here to discuss the human brain.” – Hillary Clinton

133. “What’s free-market capitalism?” – Pinky

134. “Another preemption for brand spanking fresh and shiny new doug?” – Pinky

135. “Give someone a little power, and they turn on you like a rogue duck! Zort!” – Pinky

136. “Honestly, Brain, if you’re going to make excuses for her unprofessional behavior, ‘stammers’ I just don’t care to listen!” – Pinky

137. “Just one. If Fred Flintstone knew the giant order of ribs was going to tip over his car, why did he order them every week?” – Pinky

138. “Fred Flintstone doesn’t order ribs every week. That was only animated once, then music and voice tracks were added. The footage is run at the end of the show in the same spot every time. It’s called an end title.” – Brain

139. “Oh, believe me, Brain, to a human, our nightly exploits would be a humorous diversion that would magically transmute the dreary workaday world into a fanciful realm of zany hijinks!” – Pinky

Pinky and the Brain Quotes That Will Make You Ponder

140. “Oh, you’re right, Brain, as long as they’re happy. We should get them something nice, a fondue set, maybe. I mean, after all, we are getting tight hats in the bargain.” – Pinky

141. “All I have to do is head past Norway, cross Finland, and get to the ride controls which are just behind Chad.” – Brain

142. “Personally, I think ‘Dolt’ would be more appropriate. ” – Brain

143. “But Brain, why the toga? No one’s worn those in years. Except for that one really strange man in Lancaster-Shire.” – Pinky 

144. “Are you sure you’re not up there to visually illustrate that on weekends, we’re on first thing as well as our regular time?” – Pinky

145. “Don’t you be all smarty-clown-nosey with me! You just came here to make time with my man!” – Elmyra

146. “Well! I shall tell all my celebrity friends not to be on your program, and to go to a nice party instead!” Pinky

147. “Elmyra might have a future in show business.”  – Brain

148. “Remember, I’m not just the president of the Small Club for Men, I’m also a mouse planning world domination.” – Brain

149. “Just one, Brain. How do they get the snow to fall when you shake up those little souvenir globes?” – Pinky

150. “Pinky, who would want to read about two lab mice trying to take over the world? Who would want to read about my failures?” – Brain

151. “That ride’s even better now that Baloney’s singing.” – Pinky

152. “An interesting title. Too bad Dumb and Dumber was already taken.” – Brain

153. “It is here that my cheap workforce of trained iguanas will work night and day to make our shoes to my exacting specifications!” – Brain

154. “I’ll chase ‘Snowball, ‘ ’round Cape Hope, and ’round the Horn, and ’round the Norway Maelstrom, and ’round Perdition’s Flames before I give up!” – Brain

More Quotes from Pinky and the Brain

155. “I didn’t even know they were going steady. We really ought to bring a gift, Brain.” – Pinky

156. “Well, I think so Brain, but first you’d have to take that whole bridge apart, wouldn’t you?” – Pinky

157. “Elton John’s hair, I think it might be a weave.” – Brain

158. “I think so, Brain, but isn’t that why they invented tube socks.” – Pinky

159. “Brain, do you think we learned an important lesson about relations and being popular and peer pressure?” – Pinky

160. “Even the world isn’t worth that. Nothing is going to get me to come back to this, to this Hieronymus bosch-inspired nightmare world!” – Brain

161. “Particles of a white material with a slightly negative buoyancy relative to the water in which they are suspended.” – Brain

162. “What a landfill! There are probably germs in here the size of a nickel.” – Brain

163. “Is it because you’re telling this story and you have a very pessimistic view of life?” – Pinky

164. “A Turkish bath is nothing more than a personal hygiene method using steam. Steam is released into a small room inducing perspiration that cleans the pores, it has nothing to do with hats.” – Brain

165. “Be quiet. If we catch them all, we’ll be able to rule the world! Bring it on!” – Brain

166. “I thought elves made shoes.” – Pinky

167. “I use that money to take over the world! Say it with me, Tiny Toons.” – Brain

168. “Pinky, my laughing gas is designed to make humans laugh to the point of freezing, under certain conditions. Do you know what those conditions are, Pinky?” – Brain

169. “I’m not really that stupid. I purposely sabotage Brain’s plans, because if he ever succeeded, the show would be over, wouldn’t it?” – Pinky

170. “New secret word is ‘pain.’”

Did You Enjoy Reading these Pinky and the Brain Quotes?

Pinky and the Brain is a great show that can be enjoyed by both kids and adults. It’s one of the best and smartest cartoon shows you’ll ever see.

Together, these two characters will let us enjoy and have a good time with our family. They give us a glimpse of their outrageous plans to control the world, but their plans always fail at the last minute.

This collection will teach us to not give up our dreams. Don’t mind how slowly or how many failures you will encounter on your journey as long as you will not stop.

When it gets tough, be strong and just keep going. Remember, the person with big dreams is more powerful than any obstacle coming in your way.

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