If you are struggling to remain inspired throughout the day, then these Nacho Libre quotes we’ve gathered are for you!
Nacho Libre is a sports comedy-drama based on a real-life story. It’s a story about a monk who is hiding as a professional wrestler to earn money.
He joins wrestling secretly to help the orphan with their needs and to win the heart of a nun that he cares deeply about.
Nacho Libre is not your typical superhero, but you will definitely fall in love with him because of his good and big heart.
Learn more about this strong man through reading these quotes that we’ve collected.
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Best Nacho Libre Quotes
1. “I saw a bum here. I saw a bum here, there were two bums actually. And I said to myself, ‘Let’s talk to these guys about the Gospel.’” – Nacho Libre
2. “My life is good, really good. I get to wake up every morning, 5 a.m. Make some soup! It’s the best! I love it.” – Nacho Libre
3. “I am the gatekeeper to my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun.” – Nacho Libre
4. “I’m not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That’s probably why we never win.” – Nacho Libre
5. “Don’t you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like?” – Nacho Libre
6. “I mean, yes! They may have the appearance of riches. Beneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath the man, we find his nucleus.” – Nacho Libre
7. “They don’t think I know a butt load of crap about the gospel. But I do. Okay?” – Nacho Libre
8. “But sister, they are just ninos trying to release their wiggles.” – Nacho Libre
9. “I’m a little concerned right now about your salvation and stuff.” – Nacho Libre
10. “You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said is my favorite thing to do, every day!” – Nacho Libre
11. “Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room.” – Nacho Libre
12. “I don’t see them. They should be coming back.” – Nacho Libre
13. “Be grateful, Juan Pablo. Today is especially delicious.” – Nacho Libre
14. “Okay, orphans! Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile-drive to the face or a punch to the face, but you cannot do it. Because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor.” – Nacho Libre
Iconic Nacho Libre Quotes
15. “I thought you hated all the orphans in the whole world.” – Nacho Libre
16. “Do you remember when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse.” – Nacho Libre
17. “When the fantasy has ended, and all the children are gone, something good inside of me helps me to carry on.” – Nacho Libre
18. “It sucks to be me right now!” – Nacho Libre
19. “I looked like a fool last night. What took you so long!?” – Nacho Libre
20. “It was stinky. But these are my recreational clothes.” – Nacho Libre
21. “If you fight for something noble, or for someone who needs your help, only then will God bless you in battle.” – Nacho Libre
22. “Oh, you messed with the wrong guy this time!” – Nacho Libre
23. “Would you like to join me in my quarters this evening for some toast?” – Nacho Libre
24. “This man lived a good life. He had a wonderful woman, a lush garden, and a collection of Russian nesting dolls. May he rest in peace.” – Nacho Libre
25. “Ever seen these moves?” – Nacho Libre
26. “Get that corn outta my face!” – Nacho Libre
27. “I don’t like the way those guys looked at you.” – Nacho Libre
28. “Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior?” – Nacho Libre
29. “This is the worst lunch I ever had.” – Elderly Monk
Nacho Libre Quotes You Will Never Forget
30. “I don’t want to get paid to lose! I wanna win!” – Nacho Libre
31. “Everyone is dancing at the party, but Ramses is not dancing at the party!” – Nacho Libre
32. “I get to lay in a bed by myself, all of my life. It’s fantastic.” – Nacho Libre
33. “Tonight, I will fight the seven strongest men in town, maybe the world. And I will win because our heavenly father will be in the ring with me. And he and I will win 10,000 pesos.” – Nacho Libre
34. “Did you not tell them they were the Lord’s chips?” – Nacho Libre
35. “I don’t believe in God. I believe in science!” – Steven Esqueleto
36. “They gave me no nutrients!” – Nacho Libre
37. “Hey! Take it easy!” – Nacho Libre
38. “How come you think? I used to really like Ramses. I wanted to become him!” – Nacho Libre
39. “Okay. Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it’s time for me to get a better duty!” – Nacho Libre
40. “Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?!” – Guillermo
41. “Those men fight for vanity, for money, for false pride.” – Nacho Libre
42. “In order for you to become empowered by the eagle, you must climb that cliff, find the egg, crack open one of them, and then eat the yolk.” – Nacho Libre
43. “But tonight, we’re going up against Satan’s Cavemen and I thought it would be a good idea if you stand next to Esqueleto and push his head in the bowl which comes back up quickly. Praise the Lord!” – Nacho Libre
44. “You son of a bitch! So what, I’m only a wrestler. I hope you have Ramsey’s seat on your face until eagle eggs come out!” – Nacho Libre
Nacho Libre Quotes on Self-Awareness
45. “You gave them permission to hurt me like this.” – Steven Esqueleto
46. “My favorite color is light tan. My favorite animal is puppies. I like serving the Lord, hiking, playing volleyball.” – Sister Encarnación
47. “No, Chancho, I would never leave you. I just need some sweats.” – Nacho Libre
48. “How did you find me in the wilderness?” – Nacho Libre
49. “My father was a deacon in Mexico, and my mother a Lutheran missionary from Scandinavia.” – Nacho Libre
50. “Wrestling is ungodly, Ignacio. People cheer for him and he is a false idol.” – Sister Encarnación
51. “I need professional help. I need Ramses!. He’s the baist. I must learn his hwaaaays.” – Nacho Libre
52. “Save me a piece of that corn for later.” – Nacho Libre
53. “It is true. I am Nacho. Maybe you have seen me on TV. Nachoooooooo!” – Nacho Libre
54. “But it turns out, he’s a real douche.” – Nacho Libre
Nacho Libre Quotes on Love and Relationships
55. “Hey! Can’t you see this woman’s a nun? And if you have a problem with that, then you can just fight me.” – Nacho Libre
56. “They tried to convert each other, but got married instead. Then they died.” – Nacho Libre
57. “Some people say wrestlers make bad lovers, that they save themselves for the ring. Love you.” – Lady
58. “People might get the wrong idea about you, like maybe you are a floozy.” – Nacho Libre
59. “Have you ever had feelings for a nun?” – Nacho Libre
Funny Nacho Libre Quotes
60. “I like your cow.” – Nacho Libre
61. “Jesse, I owe you 4.99 plus tax.” – Nacho Libre
62. “Your hands! They are greasy!” – Nacho Libre
63. “Leftovers. Enjoy.” – Nacho Libre
64. “I am singing at this party.” – Nacho Libre
65. “Eagle powers come to me please.” – Nacho Libre
66. “Those eggs were a lie, Esqueleto. A lie! They give me no eagle powers! They give me no nutrients!” – Nacho Libre
67. “So, what you’re saying to me is if I can eat this yolk, my moves will become the best in the whole world.” – Nacho Libre
68. “So anyways, let’s get down to the nitty-gritty.” – Nacho Libre
69. “You can take the stallion, I’ll take the pony.” – Nacho Libre
70. “Ramses’ number one he knows the secret of desire. Ramses is the one, he puts the people all on fire.” – Nacho Libre
71. “Where are the cheeps?” – Nacho Libre
72. “Let go of my blouse.” – Nacho Libre
73. “Those guys were a couple of woosies, eh.” – Nacho Libre
74. “It’s for fun!” – Nacho Libre
Nacho Libre Quotes to Remind You of the Movie’s Most Memorable Scenes
75. “Somebody stole them.” – Nacho Libre
76. “You are crasssssy!” – Nacho Libre
77. “But you’re tall and fast like a gazelle, you can do it. Pray to the Lord for strength.” – Nacho Libre
78. “I have been here. I have been sleeping.” – Nacho Libre
79. “See that guy over there? That is Senior Ramon, he owns all the big arenas. We need to show him that we mean business. That we are ready for the ‘big leagues.’” – Nacho Libre
80. “Say it to my face!” – Nacho Libre
81. “And over there in the tree, is a chipmunk nest. And that right there, is our corn, the best in the city, it’s delicious. And that is a crazy lady. So now you pretty much know what I do. Pretty dang exciting, huh?” – Nacho Libre
82. “Uh, Ramses. I was wondering if the children could have a signature or a picture or something?” – Nacho Libre
83. “I have given up wrestling.” – Nacho Libre
84. “I ate some bugs. I ate some grass. I used my hands to wipe my tears.” – Nacho Libre
85. “How come you have not been baptized?” – Nacho Libre
86. “Tonight, I felt something deeper inside me that I never felt before!” – Nacho Libre
87. “I smell cookies.” – Nacho Libre
88. “Look. Go away! Read some books.” – Nacho Libre
89. “I went to a wrestling match. Lucha Libre.” – Nacho Libre
90. “I need to borrow some sweatssss.” – Nacho Libre
More Nacho Libre Quotes
91. “Yes! It’s true. I am Nacho, the luchador.” – Nacho Libre
92. “There is no flavor. There are no spices. Where are the chips?” – Guillermo
93. “So you’ve never wrestled?” – Chancho
94. “Dear Lord, please bless Nacho with nutrients and strength. Amen.” – Steven Esqueleto
95. “These are my recreation clothes.” – Nacho Libre
96. “Nacho, I know someone who can help you.” – Steven Esqueleto
97. “I hate all the orphans in the whole world!” – Steven Esqueleto
98. “How did you get up here so fast?” – Steven Esqueleto
99. “Where are we going, Ignacio?” – Sister Encarnación
100. “Can’t we ever have salad or something?” – Boy
Did These Nacho Libre Quotes Inspire You to Help Others as Well?
Nacho Libre is an indie blockbuster and incredible movie. A story of a young man who works as a cook in the orphanage where he grows up. A person who is unhappy with his situation and longing for some respect from others.
Being an orphan himself, he got fond of taking care of the orphans and learning to love them. He notices that the orphanage is struggling financially, so he secretly joins the wrestling competition to help feed the children. He got his strength to win the competition from the children and the nun that he truly cared for.
Nacho Libre will teach us one or more lessons about life. We need to accept that life sometimes sucks! But we need to go forward, and we need to keep our head up high and embrace it.
The life we have right now is a choice. Whether we live a happy life or a miserable one, it’s up to us, as long as we never step on someone else’s life.
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