25 Puss in Boots Quotes on Living With Changes & Mistakes

This compilation of Puss in Boots quotes will show how important it is not to judge others based on their past.

Puss in Boots zooms in on a cat trying to regain his honor and integrity. These were taken from him when his friend, Humpty, betrayed him. To do this, he went on an adventure to look for the valuable golden goose eggs.

The search eventually led him to meet Humpty, his old friend, and Kitty Softpaws. Despite their betrayal in the past, Puss in Boots still gave them a second chance. 

Humpty also realizes his misdeeds and tries to correct them all. Together, they make a plan to gather the eggs successfully. In the end, Puss in Boots’s name was cleared, and Humpty changed for the better, though he had to sacrifice himself for his friend.

Indeed, Puss in Boots is a movie that helps us realize that all people make mistakes, but the door to change is always open. Keep reading to learn more about Puss in Boots and the other characters!

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And don’t forget to check out these Shrek quotes and Coraline quotes.

Best Puss in Boots Quotes

1. “You may know my name, but you do not know the legend. I protect the innocent. And in my brave and noble quest for justice, nothing will distract me! Ohhh!” – Puss in Boots

2. “This is the story of a cat who became a hero. An outlaw dedicated to justice. And a lover of beautiful women. A great, great lover. Really, it is crazy. I am Puss in Boots! And my name would become a legend.” – Puss in Boots

3. Puss in Boots: “I am not looking for trouble. I am but a humble gato in search of his next meal. Perhaps you gentlemen can help me find a simple score.”

Bartender: “Well, perhaps if one of us were to tell the law that you were in town, we could split the reward.”

Puss in Boots: “You made the cat angry. You don’t want to make the cat angry!”

4. Jill: “Is it true, a cat always lands on its feet?”

Puss in Boots: “No! That is just a rumor spread by dogs!”

Jill: “Well, let’s find out.”

5. Puss in Boots: “I smell something familiar. Something dangerous. Something breakfasty.”

Humpy Alexander Dumpty: “It’s been a long time, brother.”

Puss in Boots: “Humpty Alexander Dumpty! How dare you show your face to me!”

Humpy Alexander Dumpty: “I know you’re angry, you have every right, but it is good to see you Puss. Are those new boots?”

Puss in Boots: “No, they are the same boots I wore when you betrayed me.”

Humpy Alexander Dumpty: “Betrayed you? You left me cracked in pieces on a bridge, surrounded by soldiers. They wrote a song about it!”

6. “You got any idea what they do to eggs in prison? I’ll tell you this. It ain’t over easy.” – Humpy Alexander Dumpty

7. Puss in Boots: “I will see you again, Kitty Softpaws!”

Kitty Softpaws: “Sooner than you think.”

Puss in Boots: “She is a bad kitty.”

8. Jack: “I hate cats!”

Puss in Boots: “That’s not what your mama said!”

9. Puss in Boots: “I shall make you into an egg salad sandwich!”

Humpty Alexander Dumpty: “That is disgusting!”

Puss in Boots: “Give me the goose, Humpty.”

Humpty Alexander Dumpty: “No can do, I’m afraid. See, the mama’s on her way, and when she gets here, it’s bye San Ricardo and everything you ever cared about.”

Puss in Boots: “Revenge on me is one thing. But, why Imelda? Why the orphanage? This is our home.”

Humpty Alexander Dumpty: “You mean your home. I never belonged here. We had the plan to get out of here, but then you became a hero, and you picked this place over me. You left me with nothing.”

Puss in Boots: “Humpty, I’m sorry I hurt you. But do not take it out on these people. You are better than this.”

Humpty Alexander Dumpty: “No, I’m not.”

Puss in Boots: “Oh, come on! I know the real Humpty. The way you saw the world, the inventor, the dreamer! What happened to that guy?”

Humpty Alexander Dumpty: “I think it’s too late.”

Puss in Boots: “It is never too late to do the right thing. Together we can save San Ricardo! I can forgive you, Humpty, if you help me now.”

Humpty Alexander Dumpty: “Really? After everything I put you through.”

Puss in Boots: “Prove to me there is still a good egg in you.”

Humpty Alexander Dumpty: “I’ll try.”

10. “What can I say? I was a bad kitty. Just a fugitive from the law, forever running. Searching for a way to clear my name. And I would get that chance on this one fateful night.” – Puss in Boots

Short Puss in Boots Quotes to Pique Your Interest

11. “Stay furry, my friends. Meow.” – Puss in Boots

12. “All that I need are the boots!” – Puss in Boots

13. “My thirst for adventure will never be quenched!” – Puss in Boots

14. “It is hot in here, or is it me?” – Puss in Boots

15. “Fear me, if you dare.” – Puss in Boots

16. “How dare you do the litter box at me?” – Puss in Boots

Puss in Boots Quotes That Are Worth Every Bit of Your Attention

17. Humpty Alexander Dumpty: “I’m sorry, Puss. I’ve made a mess out of everything. I’m a rotten egg. I’m not a person. I’m not a bird, I’m not even a food. I don’t know what I am.”

Puss in Boots: “You are what you have always been, my brother.”

Humpty Alexander Dumpty: “Brothers forever. You can’t save us both.”

Puss in Boots: “Yes, I can. Just hang on.”

Humpy Alexander Dumpty: “Puss, you have to save the baby, or the mama will destroy San Ricardo. It’s the right thing to do.”

Puss in Boots: “I will not let you go, Humpty.”

Humpty Alexander Dumpty: “I know you won’t. So I won’t make you choose.”

Puss in Boots: “Humpty! I always knew you were good inside. Goodbye, Humpty.”

18. “Through the years, I have been known by many names. Diablo Gato, The Furry Lover, Chupacabra, Friskie Two-Times, and the Ginger Hit Man. But to most, I am Puss in Boots! Outlaw.” – Puss in Boots

19. Tavern Patron: “Show him the golden eggs.”

Puss in Boots: “No! Please, you have shown enough.”

20. Commandante: “One hat, one belt, and two boots. Once a symbol of honor. One bottle of catnap?”

Puss in Boots: “Uh, it is for my glaucoma.”

Puss in Boots Quotes for Die-Hard Fans of the Movie

21. Humpty Alexander Dumpty: “I’m cracked! We got red beans, green beans, coffee beans, and lima beans, but no magic beans.”

Puss in Boots: “Would you care for a jelly bean?”

22. “I will never forget you, Margarita. I mean, Rosa. Sorry. I think, maybe I should go.” – Puss in Boots

23. Kitty Softpaws: “I was just a stray. But, I had beautiful claws. One day, a really nice couple took me in. Gave me milk every morning. Loved me. Maybe I scratched their curtains or played too rough with the hamster. I don’t know why they did it. But they took my claws.”

Puss in Boots: “Cat people are crazy.”

24. Andy Beanstalk: “Whooo! No, no! Don’t stop on my account. Well, it looks like the egg got what he wanted.”

Puss in Boots: “You talking about Hump—?”

Andy Beanstalk: “Don’t say his name! I used to share this cell with that smelly thing. Happiest day of my life was when he left, till I realized he stole my magic beans.”

Puss in Boots: “No wait, wait, wait! You had the beans? Who are you? Hey! What’s your name?”

Andy Beanstalk: “Andy Beanstalk, but my friends call me Jack! I traded the family cow for them beans. Of course, it wasn’t my family’s cow, some other family’s cow. That’s why I got eight to ten years. Always know which cow’s yours.”

Puss in Boots: “Crazy man. Wake up! What else do you know?”

Andy Beanstalk: “We’re all goners, thanks to that little stinky! I told him! I told him not to take the goose, but all he wanted was his revenge!”

Puss in Boots: “Don’t take the goose. But—why?”

Andy Beanstalk: “The Great Terror! That’s the Golden Goose’s mama.”

Puss in Boots: “Oh, no.”

Andy Beanstalk: “And she will be out for blood when she comes back for her baby.”

25. Humpty Alexander Dumpty: “I spent a lot of time in uh, prison preparing for this.”

Puss in Boots: “You set me up?”

Humpty Alexander Dumpty: “Oh, yeah! I set you up, of course! You think this was all about getting the gold and clearing your name? This little adventure was about one thing—revenge. You never knew it, Puss, but I was always there. You wanted to repay an old debt, Puss? Well, so did I.”

Puss in Boots: “Why would you do this?”

Humpty Alexander Dumpty: “You left me on that bridge! You abandoned me when I needed you the most! What happened to ‘brothers forever?’”

Puss in Boots: “I only abandoned you, because you betrayed me! I trusted you!”

Humpty Alexander Dumpty: “Well, now you’re finally gonna know what it feels like, you know, to trust someone and have them stab you in the back! Guards!”

Commandante: “Puss in Boots, you’re under arrest for the robbery of the San Ricardo bank!”

Humpty Alexander Dumpty: “Consider this the final meeting of bean club, and you’re left cracked pieces on the bridge. Commandante, you trying to kill me!”

Puss in Boots: “I should scramble you with onions!”

Commandante: “They should never have come back.”

Humpty Alexander Dumpty: “Don’t say that, Commandante.”

Commandante: “Why not?”

What Do You Think of Other People Who Made a Lot of Mistakes in Their Lives?

Nowadays, many of us define other people by their mistakes. We conclude they are terrible individuals because of their wrong actions or behavior. But, in the movie, Puss in Boots became an outlaw because of an unintentional fault.

So, we should consider his journey as a reminder not to judge someone easily. We all make mistakes, and it’s perfectly normal. No one is excused from failing at one point or another.

Besides, no matter how many wrongdoings others did—even those done intentionally—they can still change, and Humpty is proof of that. Humpty did a lot of nasty things in his life, and some are irrevocable. Even so, he still tried his best to become better.

That’s life; we make mistakes, and sometimes we cannot correct them anymore. Despite that, we must remember that we always have a chance to change how we live moving forward. Don’t forget that cards are in our hands, so we can flip them and make a difference.