80 SpongeBob Quotes on Friendship, Humor, and Life

These SpongeBob quotes will surely make your day!

So, if you’re in need of a little bit of cheering up, and maybe a bit of motivation too, be sure to check out our complete list below.

SpongeBob Squarepants has been a staple in many households for decades.

With short skits filled with humor, adventure, and imagination, it’s a show not just fit for kids, but perfect for any age as well.

Continue reading the full list here.

And don’t forget to check out these Patrick Star quotes and Squidward quotes.

Best SpongeBob Quotes

Best Quotes On Fake Friends
Best Quotes On Fake Friends
Spongebob Quote - Good people don't rip other people's arms off.

1. “Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

2. “I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” – Patrick Star

3. “If you believe in yourself, and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

4. “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.” – Patrick Star

Spongebob Quote - Home is where you're surrounded by other critters that care about you.

5. “Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” – Sandy Cheeks

6. “I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors!” – SpongeBob SquarePants

7. “I’m ugly and I’m proud.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

8. “You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.” – Patrick Star

9. “You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

Spongebob Quote - Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today!

10. “Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!” – SpongeBob SquarePants

11. “Sometimes, we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star

12. “Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

13. “Can I be excused for the rest of my life?” – SpongeBob SquarePants

14. “That’s it mister! You just lost your brain privileges!” – Plankton

Spongebob Quote - It's not always what you say that matters. Sometimes, it's what you don't say.

15. “It’s not always what you say that matters. Sometimes, it’s what you don’t say.” – Mr. Krabs

16. “You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

17. “The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time!” – SpongeBob SquarePants

18. “Can you give SpongeBob his brain back? I had to borrow it for the week.” – Patrick Star

19. “You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.” – Plankton

Also read: Plankton Quotes, South Park Quotes, Adventure Time Quotes

SpongeBob Quotes on Humor and Happiness

Spongebob Quote - I'm a good noodle!

20. “I’m a good noodle!” – SpongeBob SquarePants

21. “SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish for 12 hours!” – Squidward

22. “All I know is fine dining and breathing.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

23. “Squidward, that’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

24. “Don’t you dare take the name of Texas in vain.” – Sandy

Spongebob Quote - Patrick, you've been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for three years straight!

25. “Patrick, you’ve been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for three years straight! What do you call that?” – SpongeBob SquarePants

26. “And tonight, after my big promotion, we’re gonna party till we’re purple.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

27. “Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.” – Patrick Star

28. “See, no one says ‘cool’ anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say ‘coral’, as in, ‘That nose job is so coral.’” – Pearl Krabs

29. “Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

Spongebob Quote - Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you're not in a coma!

30. “Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!” – SpongeBob SquarePants

31. “‘F’ is for friends who do stuff together! ‘U’ is for you and me. ‘N’ is for anywhere and anytime at all.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

32. “If there’s one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it’s a healthy dose of dark humor!” – Lord Royal Highness

33. “Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

34. “What’s better than serving up smiles?” – SpongeBob SquarePants

Spongebob Quote - Knowledge cannot replace friendship.

35. “Knowledge cannot replace friendship.” – Patrick Star

36. “I’ve soiled the good Krusty Krab name! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it!” – SpongeBob SquarePants

37. “A five letter word for happiness—money.” – Mr. Krabs

38. “Well, first, we have to balance a glass of chocolate milk on our heads, stand on one foot, and sing the Bikini Bottom anthem.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

39. “Too bad SpongeBob isn’t here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.” – Squidward

Also read: BoJack Horseman Quotes, Calvin and Hobbes Quotes

SpongeBob Quotes on Love, Dreams, and Imagination

Spongebob Quote - We don't need television - not as long as we have our imagination.

40. “We don’t need television—not as long as we have our imagination.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

41. “Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!” – Plankton

42. “Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

43. “A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

44. “Wake me up when I care.” – Squidward

Spongebob Quote - The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me!

45. “The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me!”

46. “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick Star

47. “Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!” – Patrick Star

48. “With imagination, you can be anything you want.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

49. “Quick, Patrick, without thinking—if you could have anything right now, what would it be?” – SpongeBob SquarePants

Spongebob Quote - We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.

50. “We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.” – Mr. Krabs

51. “I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary!” – SpongeBob SquarePants

52. “It’s a big, beautiful, old rock! Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles! And it’s in great shape.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

53. “Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!” – Patrick Star

54. “This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is advanced darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

Spongebob Quote - Always follow your heart - unless your heart is bad with directions.

55. “Always follow your heart—unless your heart is bad with directions.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

56. “We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!” – Patrick Star

57. “Patrick, don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” – Squidward

58. “After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize that you don’t want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.” – Squidward

59. “I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob Quotes on Life and Adventures

Spongebob Quote - Look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads.

60. “Look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

61. “Pull your pants up, Patrick. We’re going home.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

62. “But it’s my only night to be fancy!” – Squidward

63. “Too bad that didn’t kill me.” – Squidward

64. “Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don’t get jazz.” – Patrick Star

Spongebob Quote - You can't fool me. I listen to public radio!

65. “You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!” – Squidward

66. “I’ll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

67. “Every Halloween, no matter how hard I try, everybody scares me.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

68. “No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

69. “Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities—one, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!” – Mr. Krabs

Spongebob Quote - Moss always points to civilization.

70. “Moss always points to civilization.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

71. “Hello? Where’d everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?” – Patrick Star

72. “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.” – Plankton

73. “Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

74. “I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

Spongebob Quote - It's just a cruel reminder that I'm single and likely to remain that way forever.

75. “It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.” – Squidward

76. “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, then it would just be alright.” – SpongeBob SquarePants

77. “You’re good. You’re good. You’re good!” – SpongeBob SquarePants

78. “Did you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells smelly.” – Mr. Krabs

79. “I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today.” – Squidward

Spongebob Quote - I've waited years for this moment. I'm gonna go in there, march straight up to the manager, look at him straight in the eye, lay it on the line, and - I can't do it!

80. “I’ve waited years for this moment. I’m gonna go in there, march straight up to the manager, look at him straight in the eye, lay it on the line, and- I can’t do it!” – SpongeBob SquarePants

Did These SpongeBob Quotes Make You Relive Your Childhood?

SpongeBob Squarepants and his friends delighted and made people laugh for decades. However, the show did not only do that, it also taught us valuable lessons which we can carry throughout our lives. It taught us to have dreams and believe in our dreams, to count on our friends and be a friend who they can count on. But most of all, SpongeBob taught us to have fun and live our lives to the fullest.

Which of these quotes inspired you to become a better person? What kind of influence did SpongeBob have on you as a child, and now, as an adult? Share your thoughts down below.