Here are some of our favorite Plankton quotes that will have you reminiscing about your favorite SpongeBob scenes!
Plankton is the main antagonist of the SpongeBob SquarePants animated television series. He is an evil genius who has spent his whole life trying to steal the Krabby Patty formula.
Together with Karen, his computer wife, Plankton tirelessly works to reach his dreams of opening a Krabby Patty business. But, his continuous failures only turn his hard work into laughs.
No doubt, Plankton is one of the funniest villains ever! Add this to your must-reads if you want to be inspired by his hilarious, never-give-up attitude.
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Best Plankton Quotes
1. “It is becoming increasingly obvious. I can deny it no longer. I am small.”
2. “No, I’m not on my way to the grand opening ceremony. I’m busy planning to rule the world!”
3. “What? It’s just obvious that I’m a complete failure and a waste of a lower life form! Oh, woe is me!”
4. “No resting! This monument celebrating my glory isn’t gonna build itself. Move faster!”
5. “Me, aggressive? How dare you? Maybe, you’re right. I command you to help me be a nicer person!”
6. “No, not because I cheated! Because I’m an evil genius. And you’re just a kid.”
7. “I don’t get it. No matter what I do, I always end up being squashed by someone bigger than me.”
8. “Yes! And after all these years, I thought I was the master of torture. Take the stupid patty. I don’t want the secret recipe anyway. I guess my restaurant will never be as good as the Krusty Krab. You don’t know what it’s like to be a loser.”
Funny Plankton Quotes
9. “Goodbye, everyone. I’ll remember you all in therapy.”
10. SpongeBob: “Eww, I think I stepped in something.”
Plankton: “Not in something. On someone!”
11. “Holographic meatloaf! My favorite!”
12. “My eyeball is having a toothache.”
13. “That’s it, mister! You just lost your brain privileges.”
14. “‘Intern Wanted. Apply today at Chum Bucket Labs?’ I’m a mad scientist! If getting help was that easy, I wouldn’t have built a computer wife!”
15. Plankton: “Karen, baby, I haven’t felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife!”
Karen: “I never agreed.”
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Short Plankton Quotes to Learn More About His Character
16. “I will destroy all of you!”
17. “Time to put Plan Z into effect.”
18. “I never thought I’d get this far.”
19. “It’s evil, it’s diabolical, it’s lemon-scented.”
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Plankton Quotes That Show His Obsession With Krabby Patties
20. “Oh, uh, it says, ‘Discuss the secret ingredient of the Krabby Patty formula.’ How interesting.”
21. “Ah, a few blobs of ink doesn’t prove a thing. I’m as evil as ever. I’ll prove it right now by stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula.”
22. “I, the amazing Plankton, with the use of prestidigitation, will make a Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes.”
23. Everyone: “Surprise!”
Plankton: “Oh, come, Krabs. It’s the anniversary of the first time I tried to steal your Krabby Patty formula!”
SpongeBob: “So, we threw you a surprise party.”
24. “I’m just saying I no longer need to copy you, Krabs. I’ve got my own winning recipe now.”
25. “Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs’ success, the formula for the Krabby Patty.”
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More Plankton Quotes for SpongeBob Fans
26. “I thought I was going to steal something. Can’t imagine why. So, I’m just enjoying this lovely day!”
27. “Secret mission, eh? Don’t you think I know what you’re up to? You want to eat at the Chum Bucket without your boss knowing. Karen, we’ve got a customer!”
28. “SpongeBob, before we’re torn to shreds, I’d like to thank you for helping me look for Spot.”
29. “When am I going to get some real food? Mr. Krabs gets to eat real food. Just look at his daughter. She’s as big as a whale!”
30. “Drops of rain frozen into ice crystals? I shall harness their energy and rule the world!”
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Did This Collection Change the Way You View Plankton?
Everybody knows that trying to achieve your dreams means you will encounter failures along the way. But, believing this fact doesn’t mean that it will not make us feel bad.
Out of all the SpongeBob SquarePants characters, we can all agree that Plankton understands this feeling the most. Maybe, this is the reason why despite all of his evil plans, we still find ourselves sympathizing with him. In a way, he is also an inspirational sea creature who can push us to achieve our, hopefully, not-evil plans.
We hope these quotes were able to help you see a whole different side of Plankton. Share these quotes with your friends so they, too, can be inspired by our evil genius!
Which Plankton quote is your favorite? Do you have more quotes to add? Leave a comment below!