100 Patrick Star Quotes on Friendship & Common Sense

Like many other cartoon characters, we’re sure you’ll be able to find a lot of meaningful life lessons in this collection of the top 100 Patrick Star quotes.

Among our many favorite characters who reside in Bikini Bottom is Patrick Star.

He’s SpongeBob’s best friend, and is known for his funny, but slow wits. There are however lots of things we can learn from our favorite starfish.

So what are you waiting for?

If you’re a fan of SpongeBob and his friend, Patrick, be sure you don’t miss out on this collection that covers everything from his witty lines to some pretty deep and meaningful lessons.

Start reading here.

And don’t forget to check out these SpongeBob quotes and Squidward quotes.

Best Patrick Star Quotes

1. “Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!”

2. “Well maybe it is stupid, but it’s also dumb!”

3. “Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.”

4. “You cannot stop the unstoppable.”

5. “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”

6. “Money can’t replace friendship. I’d rather have no money than losing you.”

7. “Sometimes, we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.”

8. “Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don’t get jazz.”

9. “A star on top will complete all the scenery!”

Iconic Patrick Star Quotes

10. “Is mayonnaise an instrument?”

11. “Firmly grasp it in your hand!”

12. “Sandy’s a girl?”

13. “Haha, haha, it’s a giraffe.”

14. “Now let’s dress-up as fairy princesses!”

15. “I can’t see my forehead!”

16. “Oh my! A quarter! I’ve always wanted a quarter!”

17. “I wumbo, you wumbo. He, she, we wumbo.”

18. “Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.”

19. “Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star!”

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Famous Patrick Star Quotes

20. “You guys talk funny! Say more words.”

21. “I have a head! It ends in a point! Pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy, point!”

22. “SpongeBob Squarepants? That’s a funny way to spell my name.”

23. “Wow, a snail made out of bread.”

24. “You’re a man now, SpongeBob Squarepants, and it’s time you started acting like one.”

25. “I can’t hear you. It’s too dark in here.”

26. “We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!”

27. “Pardon my French, but get this thing off of me!”

28. “I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!”

29. “Here comes a giant fist!”

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Patrick Star Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

30. “Nice try, Squidward. But there’s no Santa Clause here!”

31. “East? I thought you said weast?”

32. “Squidward! Your ceiling is talking to me!”

33. “Who you calling ‘Pinhead?’ I’m Dirty Dan.”

34. “I don’t think this is the real Spongebob. Just look how yellow he is.”

35. “My parents think I’m dumb more than a sack of diapers.”

36. “Can I have everybody’s attention? I have to use the bathroom.”

37. “A poem by Patrick Star: roses are blue, violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom.”

38. “He got hit in the head by two coconuts!”

39. “Hey, we are not chicken! Oh no, my popcorn!”

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Funny Patrick Star Quotes

40. “I keep everything right here—in the folds of my back fat.”

41. “Kraaaaaabs. Isn’t that the red, sweaty guy you work for?”

42. “Do it again, I wasn’t looking!”

43. “Connect the dots! I drew a horsey!”

44. “You mean like a weenie? Okay!”

45. “Breaking and entering sure makes a fella hungry!”

46. “Methinks it’s mutton-tastic!”

47. “Squidward, you and your nose will definitely not fit in.”

48. “My pickle started off life in a jar, and now it’s in a jar again! It’s like a pun or something!”

49. “That’s Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick to you!”

50. “Oh, I wish I had a nose!”

51. “Is he the bad guy?”

52. “Can we say that hats from Texas are dumb?”

53. “I gotta get back to crusting the crab.”

54. “But I was looking for me the whole time! It’s the perfect crime!”

Clever Patrick Star Quotes

55. “Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!”

56. “Just do what I do when I have a problem—scream!”

57. “Spongebob, I think Squidward has taken this too far. That last snowball had his clarinet in it.”

58. “We destroyed your oldest and most prized possession!”

59. “SpongeBob, I don’t like it here. It’s dark and scary. I don’t wanna be here. I wanna go home. Look! I can’t even tell the bathrooms apart!”

60. “Can you give SpongeBob his brain back? I had to borrow it for the week.”

61. “What’s the matter? Is he stupid?”

62. “We better do as he says. He knows how to grow food.”

63. “Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box!”

64. “That’s my trophy, old lady!”

Patrick Star Quotes on Everyday Life

65. “Well, I don’t tell you how to live your life!”

66. “I’m so loyal, I haven’t bathed in weeks!”

67. “Whoever is the owner of the white Sedan you left your lights on.”

68. “Return what to who? It’s not my wallet.”

69. “Now that we’re men, I changed my underwear.”

70. “We’re not cavemen, we have technology.”

71. “Don’t touch me, I’m sterile.”

72. “Ah, it’s the apocalypse! Office products are falling from the sky!”

73. “What does claustrophobic mean?”

74. “Ugh, I gotta draw a new battery for this.”

75. “Oh boy, I love being purple.”

76. “Hey, Spongebob. Can I borrow the cheese bucket?”

77. “I’m preventing gingivitis.”

78. “Can you take the crust of my Krabby Patty?”

79. “You’re right, if I was the mom, this would be kind of shocking.”

Patrick Star Quotes on Friendship, Love, and Loyalty

80. “You broke my heart. Now I’m gonna break something of yours.”

81. “Are you Squidward? That’s okay, take your time.”

82. “Flatter the customer! Make him feel good! I love you.”

83. “Liar, liar! Plants for hire!”

84. “I know, let’s get naked!”

Patrick Star Quotes That Will Surely Interest You

85. “Roger! Without him, the lightbulb will have nothing to warm!”

86. “When in doubt, pinky out!”

87. “You took my only food. Now I’m gonna starve.”

88. “Is he a mermaid?”

89. “Gary? I thought what we had was special!”

More Patrick Star Quotes

90. “Yeah, well I’d hate you even if I didn’t hate you.”

91. “Now all I need is a magic moustache, and all my dreams will have come true!”

92. “Psh. Wait’ll you see No Patrick Day!”

93. “My name’s not Rick!”

94. “Boating school?! I thought this was Spanish class!”

95. “He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big, bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie!”

96. “Two giant paint bubbles.”

97. “Kicking! I wanna do some kicking!”

98. “Fine. I guess you’re gonna miss The Panty Raid.”

99. “I’m always here at double weenie Wednesday.”

100. “Who’s a big, yellow sponge with holes?”

What Kind of Influence Does Patrick Star Have On You?

SpongeBob Squarepants, in general, is a very interesting and influential cartoon for a lot of people. In fact, maybe most of us here who are reading this post are big, avid fans of the show. But more than SpongeBob, let’s look at Patrick Star who’s also very dear to our hearts.

Throughout the show, Patrick Star’s usually depicted as one of the less intelligent characters of the bunch. But even so, he teaches us to accept who we are for what we are and to always be willing to go to great lengths in order to help and support our family and friends.

Patrick Star never let anyone dictate who he is and who he should be. Additionally, he’s ready to jump in and sacrifice anything for his friends. Like him, let’s learn to be more accepting of ourselves and be more ready to offer help to anyone around us who’s in need.

Is Patrick Star one of your favorite characters growing up? Which of the quotes in this collection is your favorite? Let’s talk about your thoughts in the comments section below.

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