This woman couldn’t believe a random family had the audacity to have a picnic on her front lawn! She asked them to leave, but they refused. So, she got them off her property—no holds barred!
A Nice Neighborhood
A few years before this story was posted, OP (Original Poster) lived in a house a block from a public park. It was a large park, and one Saturday, she noticed that two soccer games were occurring.
Coming Home to Strangers
She hadn’t paid the games any mind when she left for the grocery store. However, 45 minutes later, she noticed a truck parked beside her property when she returned.
To make matters worse, she said, “The occupants of that truck were on my property.”
Setting the Scene
OP noted that two children were wearing soccer uniforms, the kids’ parents were there, and a large Doberman was with them, too. She said, “The Doberman was lying on a picnic blanket, the parents were setting up their family’s picnic lunch, and the children were chasing each other.”
All these things were happening on her front lawn, and she couldn’t believe what she saw!
Once OP pulled into her driveway, she immediately confronted the family and asked them why they were on her property. The mom snarkily answered, “What does it look like? We are eating lunch.”
This Is a Private Property
OP then told them the park was a block away and they should have set up their picnic there. Again, the mom was rude and said, “It’s more peaceful here.”
It was OP’s private property, so she couldn’t understand why they refused to move.
Get Off My Property!
OP was so mad, so she said, “This is private property, and you all need to leave now.”
However, again, the family refused to go anywhere.
The mom replied, “Go F$%# yourself, you little b&$#!”
Do You Think It’s Okay?
As the owner of the property, OP was understandably furious! She wrote, “I pay the mortgage, I do all the lawn work, and you think it’s okay to trespass and tell me where to go on my own property?”
For OP, there’s no other way than to have revenge on this entitled family!
The Best Revenge Ever
OP walked beside the family to the outside tap, which was attached to her sprinkler system, and turned it on. With water everywhere, the family started screaming.
They grabbed their stuff and ran back to their truck.
As they were leaving, the mom and dad continued screaming obscenities at her. They even told her that they were going to “get her!”
Because of the parents’ threats, OP downloaded her security camera footage that caught their truck’s license plate. She then brought it to her neighbor, who “just happened to be a police officer” working that day.
She Was Successful!
After everything that had happened, the parents were charged with trespassing. OP said, “I had a smile on my face for the rest of the day.”
What Redditors Think
Redditors were proud of OP’s skills and had some funny things to say about the whole ordeal.
A top comment was, “Thank you for caring about their hygiene. Sounds like their mouths could have done with a washout, too.” Another said, “Your lawn was looking a bit parched.”
At Least the Dog Had Fun
The community had a light banter, too, regarding what the family’s dog probably felt about everything.
One shared, “Doberman probably enjoyed the fun!” Another replied, “And the free dropped food, too.” One Redditor noted, “I hope that the Doberman got soaked and their truck smelled like a wet dog!”
OP wasn’t the only one who had trouble with people trespassing on their property.
So, one wrote, “I have fantasies about installing a motion-activated sprinkler system on my front lawn for the a**holes who walk onto my property to steal my plants and walk their dogs. Well done!” Another replied, “I also fantasize about installing those retractable backup spikes to punish the a**holes who pull into my driveway. No, I am not going to, but it’s fun to think about.”
What do you think of what OP did? What would you do if you were in the same position?
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This post first appeared as A Random Family Picnicked on Her Front Lawn and Said, “Go F$%# Yourself, You Little B&$#” When They Were Asked to Leave. So, She Decided to Teach Them a Lesson! on Quote Ambition.