85 Monday Quotes

Looking for the best Monday quotes or sayings? We’ve compiled the ultimate list of the best inspirational and funny Monday quotes.

85 Best Monday Quotes

1. “If Monday had a face, I’d punch it.”

2. “Monday should be optional.”

3. “Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”

4. “Yay, Monday!” Said no one… Ever”

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5. “Monday is a basic bitch.”

6. “Mondays take a little more coffee and a lot more mascara.”

7. “Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”

8. “May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”

9. “Dear Monday, my mama don’t like you and she likes everyone.”

10. “This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”

11. “I whisper “What the fuck?” to myself at least 20 times a day on Monday”

12. “Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”

13. “Less Monday, more summer.”

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14. “Even though it’s Monday act like it’s Saturday”

15. “Monday I shall slay thee with me mighty cup of coffee.”

16. “Monday? I swear it was Friday like five minutes ago.”

17. “Monday checklist: coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.”

18. “Too much Monday, not enough coffee.”

19. “Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. It’s not me, it’s you.”

20. “When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”

21. “I hate mornings, and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”

22. “Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes.”

23. “Dear Monday. I think you should take a holiday! Trust me. No one will miss you!”

24. “Monday?! But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet…”

25. “I’m hiding from Monday I know it’s close by.”

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26. “Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”

27. “Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.”

28. “On Sunday nights, if you listen closely- you can hear Monday taunting you with the “Jaws” theme.”

29. “Thank God, it’s Monday”

30. “Happy Monday. Wait, better yet, happy only four days until Friday.”

31. “It’s Monday but keep smiling.”

32. “Monday must be a man, it comes too quickly.”

33. “God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.”

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34. “Don’t let the word Monday scare you, do something awesome”

35. “It’s Monday, perfect time to reboot your mind and have a fresh start.”

36. “Due to lack of interest .Monday has been cancelled.”

37. “Shortest horror story: Monday.”

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38. “I just don’t think there will be enough coffee or middle fingers for this Monday!”

39. “If each day is a gift I would like to know where I can return Mondays.”

40. “Alright Monday what kind of bullshit you got for me this time.”

41. “Monday is one of my favorite days of the week. My 7th favorite.”

42. “Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”

43. “I can see smoke on the horizon. God, I hope it’s rest of Monday burning to the ground”

44. “This should be the spirit every Mondays. Know that something good will always happen.”

45. “Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.” – Arthur Darvill

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46. “Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”

47. “Dear radio stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s “Friday Night” Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.”

48. “Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.”

49. “Freak out cause it’s Monday again.”

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50. “Today is Monday, and that’s reason enough for me to hate it.”

51. “There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.”

52. “I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on “I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays.” – Leggy Saul

53. “Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.” – Garry Moll

54. “When people go to work, they shouldn’t leave their hearts at home.” – Betty Bender

55. “Things I don’t like: 1) Probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.”

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56. “Ok, Monday. Let’s do this!”

57. “Monday. A fresh start. Embrace it!”

58. “It’s Monday, don’t forget to be really awesome.”

59. “Happy Monday. Today is a beautiful day.”

60. “New Monday. New week. New goals.”

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61. “It’s Monday. It’s a new week. God is doing a new thing. New doors. New breaks. New blessings. Prepare your mind. Enlarge your vision.”

62. “This is your Monday morning. Remember that you can handle whatever this week throws at you.”

63. “It’s Monday. I’m happy. I’m blessed, God is going to do amazing things this week.”

64. “It’s Monday. Time to take over the world.”

65. “Monday plan: drink coffee, be awesome, ignore negativity.”

66. “Wake up every Monday knowing that you can create something amazing this week.”

67. “Mondays are for fresh starts.”

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68. “Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!” – David Dweck

69. “To find joy in work is to discover the fountain of youth.” – Pearl S. Buck

70. “Find a job you like and you will add five days to every week.” – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

71. “Just reminding everyone that it’s Monday, just in case any of you were feeling overly optimistic.”

72. “There’s no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday.”

73. “Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it.” – Henry David Thoreau

74. “The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.”

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75. “I really need a day in between Sunday and Monday”

76. “The biggest thrill wasn’t in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday.” – Art Rooney

77. “On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.” – H. Allen Smith

78. “People can be great competitors on Sunday and mates on Monday.” – Casey Stoner

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79. “So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends – but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.” – Julio Alexi Genao

80. “This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.” – Lisa Mantchev

81. “Monday is the day of silence, day of the whole white mung bean, which is sacred to the moon.” – Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

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82. “Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

83. “What about Monday? That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes.” – Kevin Dalton

84. “Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die.” – Roy Station

85. “There are no miracles on Mondays.” – Amy Neftzger

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