You wouldn’t believe how this Redditor shut down a man who was hitting on her while she was at work. But one thing’s for sure: you’ll definitely laugh out loud like her!
Meet OP
OP (Original Poster) is a 26-year-old male-to-female transgender woman. She’s been on hormone replacement therapy for three years now.
Because of this, her body looked “naturally feminine.”
Feminine Features
Aside from this, her voice is also softer. It even hurts whenever she tries to deepen it.
It takes a lot of people a while to catch on, which is evident and a key point in OP’s story.
Her Occupation
OP works as a vendor for one of the major beverage companies. So, she was in charge of going to stores and stocking shelves of her company’s products.
A Day at Work
One day, while working at one of the stores, OP listened to music with one earbud in. Then, a man in his mid-30s suddenly walks over next to her.
Displaying His “Charms”
The man then said, “Wow, girl, you are super thick. Wouldn’t mind taking you home with me.” OP noted that he said this with a bit too much confidence.
So, OP continued working and did her best to ignore the man.
Continuously Pestering Her
However, the man wasn’t discouraged in the slightest. He said, “Oh, come on. Don’t be like that; I’m quite large under these pants, if you know what I mean—something a sweet a** like yours needs.”
Not Backing Down
OP continued to ignore the man. She was already embarrassed and uncomfortable, but he didn’t back down.
When the music changed, the man said something that was precisely what OP needed him to say. He told OP, “Come, oh cutie, say something to me.”
Playing the Same Game
Even though it hurt to do a masculine voice, OP thought it was the perfect thing to do at that moment. So, she took a deep breath, turned toward the man, and looked at him with a very “enthusiastic smile.”
She mentioned that, at that moment, the man looked as if he were a kid in a candy store and said, “Oh boy, I actually got one.”
Showing Off Her Masculine Side
It was time for OP to get the man to back off! So, going back to her “roots,” OP took a deep breath and tried to come up with the most masculine voice she could muster.
With this voice, she told the man, “You’re cute as well. Sure, I wouldn’t mind having my way with you.”
Running for His Life!
OP immediately started coughing, and her throat hurt, but it was well worth it!
She said, “The dude jumped back a good foot and yelled out, ‘Oh, hell no! F*** this. Nope, hell no.” He then ran out of the store as quickly as his feet could take him, constantly looking over his shoulder to check if OP was following him!
A Job Well Done
The other store workers were “laughing their a**es off,” especially the female workers. One even asked her how she managed to do “that” voice.
Then, she slowly realized that OP was transgender and said that it “makes sense.” OP said, “That made my day, and that is why I’m still laughing in my car writing this.”
Insights From Redditors
Most users found OP’s post to be hilarious. One even likened it to another story and said, “This really reminds me of the story of the girl who could tell when she was gonna have a nosebleed and said ‘Hail Satan’ to the kid beside her in class just as one started.”
Another said, “New rule—if you don’t say ‘Hail Satan’ when you are about to bust out a nosebleed, it’s on the same level as not saying bless you when one sneezes.”
Hilarious Comments
Some people even suggested other funny lines OP could have told the man.
One advised her to say, in a deep voice, “Stop; it’s uncomfortable when I get hard at work.” Another shared, “Look him in the eyes and say, ‘Well, I’ve been looking for a new b****.’”
Making Men Uncomfortable
Some Redditors shared similar experiences or thoughts on what OP did.
“I have a friend who does a ‘man’ voice. It’s not really manly, but for whatever reason, it makes all the men I know uncomfortable. The women find it hilarious, but the men are deeply disturbed,” said one Redditor. Another shared, “Some straight men are just weak ’cause, as a gay guy, that sounds hilarious!”
What do you think of what OP did? Did you find it funny?
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