60 Funny and Cute Twin Quotes

Following are the best twin quotes and sayings. We’ve compiled a list of top 60 different quotes for you. Enjoy.

Best Twin Quotes

1. “There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.” – Josh Billings

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2. “It’s double the giggles and double the grins, and double the trouble if you’re blessed with twins.”

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3. “Twins – will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank account smaller, home happier, clothes shabier, the past forgotten and the future worth living for…”

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4. “They’re not just sisters and twins. They’re best friends, and they care genuinely about each other.” – Chelsi Welch

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5. “There’s two to wash, two to dry; There’s two who argue, two who cry; There’s two to kiss, two to hug; and best of all, there’s two to love!”

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6. “I’m your twin. You’re my twin. We stick together through thick & thin. No matter what I do I’m always stuck with you. And if trouble comes our way I know my twin will save the day. Wherever you may be you’re always stuck with me. When you’re feeling sad & blue call my name & I’ll find you. We have a bond that’s tried & true, you and me, me and you, two by two.”

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7. “The special relationship between twins is that, if there’s anyone else in the world that’s going to get or be the confidant that you need, it’s an identical twin.” – Sam Underwood

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8. “Twins. God’s way of saying “One of you is a rough draft.”

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9. “Twins have a special bond. They feel safer with each other than with their peers.” – Jeanne Phillips

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10. “Twice the blessing, twice the fun. Two miracles instead of one!”

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11. “We made a wish. And two came true.”

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12. “Life is so much better when you have twin to share the ride.”

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13. “You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.”

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14. “Being a mother of twins is learning about strengths you didn’t know you had and dealing with fears you didn’t know existed.”

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15. “Two little blessings, sent from above. Twice the smiles, twice the love.”

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16. “I may be a twin, but I am one of a kind.” – Jerry Smith

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17. “Twins. God’s way of saying “Buy one get one free.”

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18. “BTFF. Born together, best friends forever.”

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19. “There’s two to wash,
There’s two to dry;
There’s two who argue,
There’s two who cry.

One’s in the mud,
Having a ball;
The other holds a crayon…
Another marked wall.

Some days seem endless,
My patience grows thin.
Why did God chose me
To be a mother of twins?

The answer comes clear
At the end of the day,
As I tuck them in bed
And to myself I say…

There’s two to kiss,
There’s two to hug;
And best of all,
Thank you, God, for two to love.”

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20. “Twins

I asked God for a flower,
He gave me a bouquet.
I asked God for a minute,
He gave me a day.

I asked God for true love,
He gave me that too.
I asked God for an angel,
He gave me two.”

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21. “It’s a twin thing. 10 tiny fingers, 10 tiny toes, 2 babies to cuddle, 2 babies to snuggle, 2 babies sleeping side by side, 2 babies growing side by side, 2 babies chatting, 2 babies giggling, 2 heart melting smiles, 2 heart melting kisses, 2 best friends to share their life together, with double the hugs and double the love!”

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22. “You were born together, and together you shall be forevermore. You shall be together when the white wings of death scatter your days. Ay, you shall be together even in the silent memory of God. But let there be spaces in your togetherness. And let the winds of heaven dance between you.”

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Funny Twin Quotes

23. “Some twins create their own language known as “cryptophasia” that only they can understand!”

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24. “Haha! You didn’t get lunch because mommy thought I was you and fed me twice!”

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25. “Are they twins? Nope. There’s a third one but we just keep him around for spare parts!”

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26. “You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.”

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27. “Twins. Twice the love, half the sleep!”

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28. “You can’t understand why other people can’t tell you apart from your twin because you know all the differences.”

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29. “Yes, I have a twin. No, we do not switch places.”

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30. “I’m telling you, this twin business is no joke. She takes my toys. She pulls my hair. Then, just as I scream loud enough to make them look, she hugs me!”

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31. “Twin sisters are the perfect best friend.”

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32. “If one of the twins was born at 11:59 and the other came out 2 minutes later do they get separate birthdays?”

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33. “Are they twins? No, they’re triplets. I just leave the ugly one at home.”

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34. “Twins! Two for the price of one? No. Two for the price of freaking two! The only things they’ve shared so far are my uterus and their birthday!”

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35. “No, your closely spaced children are nothing like having twins. But thanks for trying to relate.”

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36. “I figure if the twins are alive at the end of the day, I’ve done my job!”

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37. “That awkward moment when you see twins fighting and of them calls the other ugly.”

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38. “A twin sister is like a good BRA. Supportive, comfortable, there to lift you up, and always close to your heart.”

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39. “If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time, my sister forgot my birthday.”

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Popular Twin Quotes

40. “I’ve always been fascinated with twins.” – Winona Ryder

41. “So many good things come in pairs, like ears, socks and panda bears. But, best of all are the set of twins, with extra laughter, double grins.”

42. “In the beginning, we didn’t have a clue. There’s certainly nothing that prepares you for twins.” – Christine Mazier

43. “Constant togetherness is fine – but only for Siamese twins.” – Victoria Billings

44. “Conjoined twins simply may not need sex-romance partners as much as the rest of us do. Throughout time and space, they have described their condition as something like being attached to a soul mate.”

45. “Twins: two unique souls united by birth.”

46. “Some twins feel like they need to compare themselves to each other, but we’re not that way. That’s because of my parents, though, and having six kids in the family.| – Ashley Olsen

47. “If I ever had twins, I’d use one for parts.” – Steven Wright

48. “I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I look like without plastic surgery.”

49. “Look at identical twins. When you get closer, you start to see the small differences. It all depends on how much you magnify it.” – Brian Swanson

50. “Being a twin is like being born with a best friend.”

Amy Finn

Hi. I'm Amy, the founder of this blog. I love quotes and enjoy sharing the best ones with you.

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