30 Llamas with Hats Quotes on Dark Comedy & Violence

Though dark and grim, we’re sure you’ll be entertained by this collection of the best Llamas with Hats quotes!

Llamas with Hats is a short animated series produced by FilmCow. Its plot may seem straightforward enough, as, on the outside, it’s just about two llamas who are roommates. However, you’d be surprised at how gruesome and dark its humor really is.

Llamas are usually portrayed as social animals that can be good and gentle companions. However, Carl, the series’s protagonist, is the exact opposite of that. He just can’t help himself and continuously commits horrific acts that make his roommate, Paul, cringe and wince.

We’ve gathered some of the best quotes from the series that will make you squirm once you get to understand Carl’s true personality. So, if you’re curious, make sure you read through to the end!

Let’s start here.

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Best Llamas with Hats Quotes

1. “That was a foot—I appear to have swallowed an entire person.” – Carl

2. “Who’s laughing? Clearly not all the people who’ve just exploded.” – Carl

3. “My stomach was makin’ the rumblies that only hands could satisfy.” – Carl

4. Carl: “Shh—do you hear that? That’s the sound of forgiveness.”

Paul: “That’s the sound of people drowning, Carl!”

Carl: “That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.”

5. “I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.” – Carl

6. “I don’t kill people. That is—that is my least favorite thing to do.” – Carl

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7. “Carl, there is a dead human in our house.” – Paul

8. Paul: “What is wrong with you, Carl?”

Carl: “Well, I kill people and I eat hands—that’s two things.”

9. “You were headbutting children off the side of the ship!” – Paul

10. “I’m coming in, Paul! I’m sorry if this violates your restraining order, but it’s important!” – Carl

11. “What’s that? It’s hard to hear you over the sound of a melting city!” – Carl.

12. “All the hands are eaten, all the meat creatures are made—unleashed and also eaten.” – Carl

13. “I am a rascal—just a no-good trouble maker, that’s me.” – Carl

14. Paul: “All you do is kill people, Carl!”

Carl: “That’s like saying all Mozart did was write songs.”

15. Paul: “His hands. Why—why are they missing?”

Carl: “Well, I kind of cooked them up. And ate them.”

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16. “You’ve always done something. It’s a lovely day out. We’re having a good time. What have you done?” – Paul

17. “You know what’s gross? Your attitude.” – Carl

18. “Do you understand how it feels like to be Carl right now? It hurts—not as much as the babies, but it hurts.” – Carl

19. Paul: “Carl, why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?”

Carl: “Well, I guess you could say it is red and sticky.”

Paul: “Carl, what are we standing in?”

Carl: “Would you believe it’s strawberry milkshake?”

20. Paul: “Where are the other lifeboats, Carl?”

Carl: “Looking at the trajectory of the moon and sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean. I bit a lot of holes in them.”

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More Llamas with Hats Quotes for Dark Comedy Lovers

21. “Well, I was hungry and you know, when you crave hands.” – Carl

22. “Well, I’m building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.” – Carl

23. Paul: “How did you even do this?”

Carl: “A dollop of fairy dust.”

24. Carl: “I miss your grumpy face. And the Paul mask I made hasn’t helped. It’s not grump enough.”

Paul: “You made a mask of my face?”

Carl: “Yes, and speaking of which, you might want to avoid being seen by federal investigators. To some, you are now known as Nikolai Sponakov, the brutal leader of the Russian opium cartel.”

25. Carl: “I’ve got nowhere to go. I burned my house down once it had enough swans inside, and I used up the rest of my savings buying the swans.”

Paul: “And whose fault is that, Carl?”

Carl: “Society. Society and the swans.”

26. “Were you always this creepy, Paul?” – Carl

27. Paul: “Carl. We’re supposed to be on vacation.”

Carl: “I don’t know about you but I’m having a lovely time here.”

28. Paul: “I can’t go anywhere with you, Carl.”

Carl: “That hurt my feelings, now we’re both in the wrong.”

Paul: “I wanna go home. We’re leaving.”

Carl: “In that case, I should probably mention that all our luggage is filled with orphan meat.”

29. Carl: “Friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together.”

Paul: “That isn’t friendship, Carl. That’s sick!”

30. “It’s called modernism, only I’ve made it more modern by using the face parts of city council members.” – Carl

Did Carl’s Horrific Acts Make You See the Harsh Realities of the World?

The animated series instantly set the tone to be dark ever since the first episode. And as the main protagonist of the series, Carl is the only character who appeared from the first to the last episode. That’s 12 whole episodes of gruesome acts and violent actions!

Carl just can’t seem to stop being violent; he kept on doing bloody and vicious acts until the end. However, his roommate, Paul, couldn’t help the excuses, lies, and violence Carl kept saying and doing. Because of that, at some point in the series, he left Carl.

They’ve built some sort of connection and friendship over the time they spent together, though. And with that, Carl couldn’t let go of his attachment to Paul. That’s why he created a mask in Paul’s likeness to replicate the arguments and debates that he missed so much.

He became so obsessed with the masked version of Paul that he came to believe it was his real friend. Carl continued destroying everything in his path, but he discovered that the masked Paul wasn’t his real friend. While looking for the real Paul, he found out that he died, and overcome with grief and anger, he decided to end his life too.

Llamas with Hats is indeed a series that’s filled with dark humor. It’s hard to appreciate the lessons they’re trying to impart to the audience, if any. But, one thing’s for sure: it opened our eyes to the fact that life is not all sunshine and rainbows; there will always be some darkness in the world, and it is up to us to fight against it.

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