60 Grease Quotes That Will Brighten Up Your Day

Want some quotes from a blockbuster musical comedy film that hit the 70s?

Well, we’ve got the best Grease quotes for you in our collection.

Grease is a musical romantic comedy film that depicts the lives of greaser Danny Zuko and Australian transfer student Sandy Olsson who develop an attraction for each other.

It was successful both critically and commercially, becoming the highest-grossing musical film ever in the year 1978.

Bring a friend with you, let’s read some lines that will make you laugh.

Read the the full collection below.

And don’t forget to check out these Back to the Future quotes and Hocus Pocus quotes too.

Best of Grease Quotes

Grease Quotes - You're a fake and a phony, and I wish I never laid eyes on you.

1. “You’re a fake and a phony, and I wish I never laid eyes on you.” – Sandy

2. “Tell me about it stud.” – Sandy

3. “Uh, I’m not very hungry; just gimme a double Polar Burger wit’ everything and a cherry soda wit’ chocolate ice cream.” – Danny

4. “You can’t just walk out of a drive-in.” – Danny

5. “Much better than hanging around here with you dorks.” – Danny

6. “Jealous? Oh! come on Sandy, don’t make me laugh! Ha! Ha! Ha!” – Danny

7. “That’s my name, don’t wear it out.” – Danny

8. “You’re looking good, Riz.” – Danny

9. “But sloppy seconds ain’t my style.” – Danny

Famous Grease Quotes

Grease Quotes - I'm no stranger to heartbreak.

10. “I’m no stranger to heartbreak.”- Sandy

11. “She looks too pure to be pink!”- Rizzo

12. “You’re cruisin’ for a bruisin.”- Kenickie

13. “Do you think these glasses make me look smarter?”- Marty

14. “The rules are… there ain’t no rules!”- Leo

15. “If you can’t be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.”- Principal McGee

16. “To you from me, Pinky Lee!” – Rizzo

17. “It doesn’t matter if you win or lose, it’s what you do with your dancin’ shoes.” – Vince Fontaine

18. “When I hear music, I just can’t make my feet behave.” – Blanche

19. “Rizzo got a bun in the oven.” – Sonny

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Hilarious Grease Quotes

Grease Quotes - Men are rats, listen to me, they're fleas on rats, worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats.

20. “Men are rats, listen to me, they’re fleas on rats, worse than that, they’re amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they’re too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy.” – Frenchy

21. “When a guy picks a chick over his buddies, something’s gotta be wrong. Come on, guys let’s go for some pizza.”- Danny

22. “Twinkies and wine? Oh, that’s real class, Jan.” – Marty

23. “Well, they couldn’t teach you anything. You think you’re such a looker. But no customer would go to you. Unless she was a hooker.” – Teen Angel

24. “I got chills. They’re multiplyin’. And I’m losing control. Cause the power you’re supplying. It’s electrifyin’.” – Danny

25. “I’ve got so many hickies people will think I’m a leper.” – Rizzo

26. “Ooh! This Goody Two-Shoes makes me wanna barf.” – Rizzo

27. “A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card when you only care enough to send the very best!”- Kenickie

28. “Why, this car is automatic. It’s systematic. It’s hyyyyydro-matic. Why it’s greased lightning!”- Danny

29. “Ah, ring-a-ding-ding.” – Rizzo

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Remarkable Grease Quotes

Grease Quotes - Peachy keen, jellybean.

30. “Peachy keen, jellybean.” – Rizzo

31. “I hear you’re knocked up.” – Kenickie

32. “But it’s true! I’ve just had the best summer of my life, and now I have to go away. It isn’t fair.” – Danny Zuko

33. “See a penny pick it up, all day long you’ll have good luck.” – Jan

34. “Oh, yes I did. I had some champagne at my cousin’s wedding once.” – Danny Zuko

35. “You know, Danny, I’m kind of worried about this dance-off. Maybe.” – Danny Zuko

36. “They call me Cha Cha because I’m the best dancer at St. Bernadette’s.” – Cha Cha

37. “You goody-goodies are too much for me, I’m gonna get my kicks while I’m still young enough to get em.” – Rizzo

38. “I feel like a defective typewriter.” – Rizzo

39. “Anyone doing tasteless or vulgar movements will be immediately disqualified.” – Principal McGee

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Grease Quotes About Funny Advice

Grease Quotes - Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee. Lousy with virginity. Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed.

40. “Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee. Lousy with virginity. Won’t go to bed ’til I’m legally wed. I can’t, I’m Sandra Dee.” – Rizzo

41. “Eat your heart out.” – Rizzo

42. “Haul your cookies all the way to the beach for some guy?” – Rizzo

43. “Why don’t you just let the cold water run, and stick her ear under the fawcett?” – Marty Maraschino

44. “It’s okay, Sandy, maybe we’ll invent the kangaroo bop.” – Rizzo

45. “Well, I do not know. Maybe there’s two of us. Why don’t you take out a missing person’s ad? Or try the yellow pages, I don’t know.” – Danny

46. “We don’t have to flaunt it. Okay, girls. Let’s go get them.” – Rizzo

47. “I don’t look at it as dropping out! I look at it as a very strategic career move.” – Frenchy

48. “I wish I had a guardian angel to tell me what to do. You know like Debbie Reynolds had in ‘TAmmie’.” – Frenchy

49. “You know if we fix up this car, it could be make-out city, you know that.” – Danny Zuko

Grease Quotes About School

Grease Quotes - Let's keep it, clean people. Let's keep it clean.

50. “Let’s keep it, clean people. Let’s keep it clean.” – Coach Calhourn

51. “I think we all owe a round of applause for Patty Symcox and Eugene Felsnick and the committee for their beautiful decorations.” – Principal McGee

52. “Well, you know, there are a lot of other sports that don’t require any physical contact.” – Coach Calhoun

53. “All right, let’s try cutting it to two packs a day. Now, you have to change.” – Coach Calhoun

54. “Attention seniors. Before the merriment of commencement commences, I hope that your years with us here at Rydell have prepared you for the challenges you face. Who knows. Among you there may be a future Eleanor Roosevelt or a Rosemary Clooney, and among you young men, there may be a Joe DiMaggio, a President Eisenhower, or a Vice-President Nixon. But you will always the glorious memories of Rydell High. Rydell forever. Bon voyage.” – Principal McGee

55. “Perhaps a session of banging erasers after school would put you on the right track?” – Principal McGee

56. “In just a few moments the entire nation will be watching Rydell High God help us, and I want you to all be on your best behavior.” – Principal McGee

57. “Oh I just love the first day of school, don’t you?” – Patty

58. “Geez! Every teacher I got flunked me at least once! Well, I ain’t taking no crap off her this year! If she crosses me, she’s gonna find out who’s boss” – Sonny

59. “We have pictures of you so-called mooners. And just because the pictures aren’t of your faces doesn’t mean we can’t identify you. At this very moment, those pictures are on their way to Washington where the FBI has experts in this type of identification. If you turn yourselves in now, you may escape a federal charge.” – Principal McGee

60. “And we’re going to rule the school!” – Rizzo

Did You Laugh and Find the Quotes From Grease Interesting?

Grease is a pleasing, energetic musical with infectiously catchy songs and an ode to young love that never gets old. Love and breakdown are issues of life and death for teenagers, and a crisis of self-esteem can be an overwhelming burden, but the movie shows the importance of love and friendship that whatever happens, you can always count on them to cheer you up.

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