Want some quotes from a blockbuster musical comedy film that hit the 70s?
Well, we’ve got the best Grease quotes for you in our collection.
Grease is a musical romantic comedy film that depicts the lives of greaser Danny Zuko and Australian transfer student Sandy Olsson who develop an attraction for each other.
It was successful both critically and commercially, becoming the highest-grossing musical film ever in the year 1978.
Bring a friend with you, let’s read some lines that will make you laugh.
Read the the full collection below.
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Best of Grease Quotes
1. “You’re a fake and a phony, and I wish I never laid eyes on you.” – Sandy
2. “Tell me about it stud.” – Sandy
3. “Uh, I’m not very hungry; just gimme a double Polar Burger wit’ everything and a cherry soda wit’ chocolate ice cream.” – Danny
4. “You can’t just walk out of a drive-in.” – Danny
5. “Much better than hanging around here with you dorks.” – Danny
6. “Jealous? Oh! come on Sandy, don’t make me laugh! Ha! Ha! Ha!” – Danny
7. “That’s my name, don’t wear it out.” – Danny
8. “You’re looking good, Riz.” – Danny
9. “But sloppy seconds ain’t my style.” – Danny
Famous Grease Quotes
10. “I’m no stranger to heartbreak.”- Sandy
11. “She looks too pure to be pink!”- Rizzo
12. “You’re cruisin’ for a bruisin.”- Kenickie
13. “Do you think these glasses make me look smarter?”- Marty
14. “The rules are… there ain’t no rules!”- Leo
15. “If you can’t be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.”- Principal McGee
16. “To you from me, Pinky Lee!” – Rizzo
17. “It doesn’t matter if you win or lose, it’s what you do with your dancin’ shoes.” – Vince Fontaine
18. “When I hear music, I just can’t make my feet behave.” – Blanche
19. “Rizzo got a bun in the oven.” – Sonny
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Hilarious Grease Quotes
20. “Men are rats, listen to me, they’re fleas on rats, worse than that, they’re amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they’re too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy.” – Frenchy
21. “When a guy picks a chick over his buddies, something’s gotta be wrong. Come on, guys let’s go for some pizza.”- Danny
22. “Twinkies and wine? Oh, that’s real class, Jan.” – Marty
23. “Well, they couldn’t teach you anything. You think you’re such a looker. But no customer would go to you. Unless she was a hooker.” – Teen Angel
24. “I got chills. They’re multiplyin’. And I’m losing control. Cause the power you’re supplying. It’s electrifyin’.” – Danny
25. “I’ve got so many hickies people will think I’m a leper.” – Rizzo
26. “Ooh! This Goody Two-Shoes makes me wanna barf.” – Rizzo
27. “A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card when you only care enough to send the very best!”- Kenickie
28. “Why, this car is automatic. It’s systematic. It’s hyyyyydro-matic. Why it’s greased lightning!”- Danny
29. “Ah, ring-a-ding-ding.” – Rizzo
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Remarkable Grease Quotes
30. “Peachy keen, jellybean.” – Rizzo
31. “I hear you’re knocked up.” – Kenickie
32. “But it’s true! I’ve just had the best summer of my life, and now I have to go away. It isn’t fair.” – Danny Zuko
33. “See a penny pick it up, all day long you’ll have good luck.” – Jan
34. “Oh, yes I did. I had some champagne at my cousin’s wedding once.” – Danny Zuko
35. “You know, Danny, I’m kind of worried about this dance-off. Maybe.” – Danny Zuko
36. “They call me Cha Cha because I’m the best dancer at St. Bernadette’s.” – Cha Cha
37. “You goody-goodies are too much for me, I’m gonna get my kicks while I’m still young enough to get em.” – Rizzo
38. “I feel like a defective typewriter.” – Rizzo
39. “Anyone doing tasteless or vulgar movements will be immediately disqualified.” – Principal McGee
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Grease Quotes About Funny Advice
40. “Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee. Lousy with virginity. Won’t go to bed ’til I’m legally wed. I can’t, I’m Sandra Dee.” – Rizzo
41. “Eat your heart out.” – Rizzo
42. “Haul your cookies all the way to the beach for some guy?” – Rizzo
43. “Why don’t you just let the cold water run, and stick her ear under the fawcett?” – Marty Maraschino
44. “It’s okay, Sandy, maybe we’ll invent the kangaroo bop.” – Rizzo
45. “Well, I do not know. Maybe there’s two of us. Why don’t you take out a missing person’s ad? Or try the yellow pages, I don’t know.” – Danny
46. “We don’t have to flaunt it. Okay, girls. Let’s go get them.” – Rizzo
47. “I don’t look at it as dropping out! I look at it as a very strategic career move.” – Frenchy
48. “I wish I had a guardian angel to tell me what to do. You know like Debbie Reynolds had in ‘TAmmie’.” – Frenchy
49. “You know if we fix up this car, it could be make-out city, you know that.” – Danny Zuko
Grease Quotes About School
50. “Let’s keep it, clean people. Let’s keep it clean.” – Coach Calhourn
51. “I think we all owe a round of applause for Patty Symcox and Eugene Felsnick and the committee for their beautiful decorations.” – Principal McGee
52. “Well, you know, there are a lot of other sports that don’t require any physical contact.” – Coach Calhoun
53. “All right, let’s try cutting it to two packs a day. Now, you have to change.” – Coach Calhoun
54. “Attention seniors. Before the merriment of commencement commences, I hope that your years with us here at Rydell have prepared you for the challenges you face. Who knows. Among you there may be a future Eleanor Roosevelt or a Rosemary Clooney, and among you young men, there may be a Joe DiMaggio, a President Eisenhower, or a Vice-President Nixon. But you will always the glorious memories of Rydell High. Rydell forever. Bon voyage.” – Principal McGee
55. “Perhaps a session of banging erasers after school would put you on the right track?” – Principal McGee
56. “In just a few moments the entire nation will be watching Rydell High God help us, and I want you to all be on your best behavior.” – Principal McGee
57. “Oh I just love the first day of school, don’t you?” – Patty
58. “Geez! Every teacher I got flunked me at least once! Well, I ain’t taking no crap off her this year! If she crosses me, she’s gonna find out who’s boss” – Sonny
59. “We have pictures of you so-called mooners. And just because the pictures aren’t of your faces doesn’t mean we can’t identify you. At this very moment, those pictures are on their way to Washington where the FBI has experts in this type of identification. If you turn yourselves in now, you may escape a federal charge.” – Principal McGee
60. “And we’re going to rule the school!” – Rizzo
Did You Laugh and Find the Quotes From Grease Interesting?
Grease is a pleasing, energetic musical with infectiously catchy songs and an ode to young love that never gets old. Love and breakdown are issues of life and death for teenagers, and a crisis of self-esteem can be an overwhelming burden, but the movie shows the importance of love and friendship that whatever happens, you can always count on them to cheer you up.
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